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喻泠彻底装不下去了,眼睛弯弯:“好啊好啊。”

“没有!”看着疯狂分泌眼泪,几乎把一张小脸都哭花的喻泠,纪柏大脑宕机。

穆徊眼皮一跳,不管三七二十一,也迅速跪下来。

“你下个副本还去认爹了?!”

做了半分钟的心理建设,穆徊抛却了所有矜持和理智:“……小喻,我也愿意给你给你当狗。”

傅如君不愧是年长者,很懂现在小男生的想法,夸人全夸在喻泠心尖上。

过了很久,喻泠把自己都哭得骗了过去,他哭得好伤心,好像真的是个被一群自大高维人欺负的可怜小男生。

喻泠哭得肩膀发抖,纪柏不知道说了多少句‘我没有看不起你’‘我不委屈’‘我真的愿意给你做狗’,小男生还是哭得眼眶都红了。

人形兵器慌了:“没、没有。我什么时候说过这样的话?”

至于穆徊,这种心机毒蛇,哼……算计越多,也越容易老得快。

:“小、小什么?”傅铮个小兔崽子!

——白塔,什么时候开新副本啊?没看见小喻在宣传的时候说他想再下个本吗?

虽然有些难以启齿……

几人异口同声:“当然不会。”

他着急和喻泠解释。

‘扑通’一声,纪柏迅速滑跪:“你别哭了,不就说做小吗,做狗都行。”

在以前,他根本不信未来有一天,他这个白塔高层,出了名的利益主义者,会被一个漂亮小男生迷昏头了。

几人不知道为什么,忽然吵起来了。大概是穆徊觉得傅如君个老东西不是东西,倚老卖老,想替他儿子强占别人姻缘,真是好不要脸。

喻泠乐得不用解释,只是在纪柏忽然靠近的时候,吸吸鼻子说了句:“你觉得自己很高贵吗,你是不是看不起我?”

傅铮幻想起未来的美好场景,似乎已经梦到香香软软的小男生,亲密地缩在他怀里,在他一低头就可以吻到的距离。

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三人忙不迭点头保证:“肯定不会!”

喻泠其实就是看他们吵架,怕战火会波及到自己,所以才往后缩了缩。

喻泠:“怎么没有了,你刚刚的语气不就是觉得我不配吗。和傅铮一起,给我做小很委屈你吗?”

不仅没有,还会把说这种话的人狠狠暴揍一顿。

等他熬死这两个,小喻早晚只属于他一个人。

傅铮龇了龇牙,想起该死的亡夫就来火,不过看看哭得泪蒙蒙的喻泠,心立刻软得跟什么似的:“当然。我是个大度的男人。我不会争风吃醋……”

只会给他一个人吃。

喻泠被哄好了:“那今天暂且原谅你们,下次不要再惹我生气了。”

只是担心喻泠,所以来看看的纪柏:……嗯?

可喻泠仿佛真的被伤到心了,抽抽噎噎,哭个不停:“够了,不要解释了,你心里想什么我都知道。你是s级的演员,你是厉害的高维人,不像我,是低纬世界来的,根本和你们不是一个档次……”

不委屈,当然不委屈!能在喻泠身边得到一个位置,哪怕是做小,哪怕是舔狗,纪柏都觉得是福分。

穆徊咬牙:果然是不要脸的老狐狸,这么快就以小喻父亲的身份自居了。

纪柏爱打架,战斗批总是死得早的。

“真的?”喻泠吸吸鼻尖,又多问了一句,“你们不会是骗人的吧……就是现在说说,明天就忘记的那种。”

穆徊抿着薄唇,浅淡的唇色抿得发红。

只是这些人好像都误解了,都以为是他们声音太大,吓到了他。

“那……穆徊呢。”

喻泠:“哪怕我现在还爱着我的亡夫?”

“啊呀啊呀老傅你激动什么!冷静!你吓到小喻了。”

给对方下跪不说,还自甘下贱,愿意当最不值钱的那个小六小七。

他只会背地里蛐蛐那些该死的男人。

平时根本没有遇到过这种场面,他一惯是遇神杀神,遇魔杀魔,哪里知道要怎么哄委屈伤心的漂亮小男生啊。

傅如君笑得跟个狐狸似的:“我记得明天有个宣传活动,刚好还缺个形象大使,小喻有空吗?我看你形象就很好啊,要不你帮帮爸爸?”

……

嘴巴是香香的,他可以轻松抵入湿润的唇缝,把小喻嘴里香甜的口水都吃掉。

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