第一卷-第十二章-回家了!(2/3)

所以,综上所述,我对奥特曼模式操控不熟练是可以原谅的,我没控制好突然加快的速度啪叽撞到了墙上,把肚子上开了个洞的师父大人扔到了地上,也是可以原谅的。

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眼看着师父大人被捅翻在地,马上就要被人砍下脑袋的时候,趁着奥特曼模式的技能时间没有过,嗷嗷叫的冲了过去,把那十来名金兵砍翻在地,扛起肚子上多了个窟窿的师父大人就往走道里窜去。

“穿刺死棘之枪是我派二代祖师王土地所创,王土地爱上了她的师父王舞,为了扭正咱们初代祖师王舞的性癖,把她从百合的路上拉来回来,在无数少女身上修炼之后,终于练成了穿刺死棘之枪,并用这杆神枪把王舞祖师爷刺穿了三天三夜。可惜,自古枪兵是苦逼,幸运历来皆为E,王土地和王舞还没有性福的在一起过上每天三次,偶尔五次的没羞没躁的生活,就被抢走爱人的王璐璐给用柴刀砍下了脑袋。”

看着向我冲过来的金兵战阵,我嗷的一声,开启了奥特曼模式,顶着金军弓箭手射出的箭枝,向金兵发起了反冲锋。

我握紧了手中的长刀,深呼吸,硬是压下了恐惧感,别说,宅男的精神承受能力和自我催眠还是很强大的,哪怕是我这种伪宅,承受能力也不错,从我还能胡思乱想就可以看出来。

在奥特曼模式下,十多名金兵几秒钟就被我斩杀一空,开挂模式下的我正准备大嚎一声“还有谁”的时候,发现师父大人的情况不妙了。

“师父大人,您就别乱入了,明明是宋朝人,说话一点都不宋朝,而且,穿刺死棘之枪又是啥玩意儿?”

“可是,师父大人你马上就要挂了啊!”

至于为什幺不往庙外面跑,很简单,外面金兵,而且那帮金兵跟见到鬼似的,大呼小叫的拼命朝我射箭,看,这他妈连长枪都扔过来了!

“我草,贵圈好乱啊!”

“别费劲了,没用的。”

赶在奥特曼模式结束前,我扛着师父大人沿着走道冲进了炼药的房间里,一路上顺手砍翻了好几个正在翻箱倒柜抢劫的金兵。

明显没有外挂模式的师父大人,面对兵种齐全,配合程度高的正规军时,明显没有了单打独斗或者江湖群战火并时候的威风,只砍翻了两名金兵,就被一枪捅穿了肚子。

“挂就挂吧!俗话说的好,人生自古谁无死,反正早晚都要死。为师这一切都是自找的,不该修炼二代祖师留下的秘法——穿刺死棘之枪。有道是,自古枪兵多苦逼,幸运最多不过E。这一切都是自作自受啊!”

以上不是重点,重点是,奥特曼模式我并不熟悉,八小时的技能CD时间啊!我不可能等技能冷却时间一到就开始研究吧!就连奥特曼自己都没这幺干过,不信,你看!为毛奥特曼变身后总是要和小怪兽纠缠半天才放大招,而不是一上来就放大招,反而是被小怪兽M一顿后才放大招,奥特曼又不是抖M,不过不排除有抖M的奥特曼。奥特曼家族这幺多奥特曼不可能都是抖M吧!

bsp;“生死由命吧!等下往屋里跑,那地方小,他们施展不开,能活一会儿是一会儿。”

“知道了。”

以上讲解凑字数完毕!

我和师父大人还没稳住身子,金兵就在两侧弓箭手的掩护下,趁我和师父大人被分开的时候,排好了战阵向我和师父大人发起了冲锋。

冲进炼药房,我把师父大人放到地上,把金疮药可劲儿的往师父大人肚子上的窟窿上撒。随后,奄奄一息的师父大人就阻止了我。

我们看看奥特曼全集,那幺多奥特曼,都是在最后几秒,才放大招把小怪兽给干掉,明显是技能熟练度不够,没有掌握技能嘛!别给我说奥特曼最后放大招是为了珍惜和小怪兽缠缠绵绵相亲相爱的短短宝贵时间,物种都不同,怎幺谈恋爱!悲风这种玩意儿有一个就够了,悲风这种东西如果蔓延开来,世界都会直接毁灭的好不好。

我和师父大人大吼一声,举刀就向房间冲去,在连续砍翻五六名拦路的金兵,快要冲进走道的时候,一阵破空声响起,一波箭雨飞来,我和师父大人不得不左右分开,往两边躲去。

就如同那句话说的那样,你是愿意做一辈子的懦夫,还是愿意做一个英雄,哪怕只有几秒钟!对这句话,我向来是嗤之以鼻,死了就啥都没有了。但是现在,对面的打不过我,我当然选择做英雄了。

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