第三十九章 山城(2/3)

宋林无语望天,我的天哪,他超爱。

“曹雄,原来雇人开了一辆砂石车啊。”牛铁柱笑笑,“警察提前处理好路面,只要让车在合适的时机爆胎,那么砂石车很大概率不会撞到出租车。”

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他转头看了一眼宋林,天啊,他的嘴上怎么这么多死皮,烟抽多了牙齿也黄黄的,指甲看起来也有段时间没修理,倒刺在指甲盖旁边到处飞。

要不然……他也找个老婆?

曹晓乐用毯子擦掉面颊上的眼泪,紧张过后浑身上下写满了尴尬二字,自己见到小沫后就一直哭个不停,鼻涕泡都喷出来了好几次,还是小沫给他拿纸擦掉的。

牛铁柱抱着手机汇报行踪,他从到了山城见到宋林开始说起,讲到曹雄雇人开车杀人骗保,又提起提前布置陷阱的警察,老婆支支吾吾提高利贷,他连忙稳定军心,说宋林会帮忙解决高利贷那边的人,最后才宣布出差提前结束,自己今天就能回家。

快速行驶的砂石车从主干道侧面的路口冲了出来,轰然加足马力朝黄色出租车撞去,可下一秒这辆砂石车突然爆胎,“嘭——!”一声巨响,所有在火锅店里吃饭的食客都转头望向窗外,砂石车失控撞向高架桥柱,黄色出租车司机猛打方向盘才与砂石车擦肩而过,幸免于难。

不用凑近影响警察行动。

“别哭别哭,安全,俺很安全。”牛铁柱吓得差点没拿稳手机,急地坐在副驾驶座上直打转。

“如果一会儿的事情顺利,俺想早点儿会江城。”牛铁柱盯紧手表,还有半分钟出租车就会离开高架桥,“本来想明天再处理高利贷的事儿,可是俺有点儿等不及了。”

老婆对人的影响这么大吗?

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宋林满脸“卧槽你疯了吧”的表情,话还没说出口就被牛铁柱怼了回去:“太邋遢了,这样下去恁娶不到媳妇咧。”

牛铁柱立刻拨打语音电话,半秒钟都不到对面就接了,曹晓乐对着手机哇哇大哭,自从嫁给了牛铁柱,他这辈子就没有流过这么多眼泪,遭了心的!

这种事情见多了,也久不觉得稀奇了。牛铁柱点点头:“剩下的这一半钱,俺看他得在监狱里面找曹雄讨了。”

若自己有个任意门该多好,他一刻都等不了,现在只想要将大哭包抱在怀里,“俺刚刚没瞧手机……恁回去了打俺吧,俺是个聋子,没听到手机震动。”

宋林趁乱开车离开,颇有种做好人好事不留名的味道。

“雇的人肯定只拿到一半的钱,事成之后才能拿到另一半。”宋林补充,“我估计,曹雄在出租车上还会说些‘送你上路’之类的话。他让老娘坐前排,自己坐在后排位置,赌的就是自己雇的人不会撞后排。”

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他想要立刻处理好事情飞回江城,每天上班时身边没有老婆他都觉得浑身不舒服。

“多谢,曹雄坐的出租车应该下高架了。”牛铁柱突然伸手指了指一辆黄色的山城本地的士,“尾号t98,是这辆车对不对——”

牛铁柱罕见的有些紧张,离开火锅店前前台给了他几颗薄荷糖,他一口气吃掉了四五颗,“咔吧咔吧”的咀嚼声占领大脑,清凉感直冲天灵盖。

疯了,牛铁柱绝对疯了。

手机屏幕不脏吗?

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牛铁柱细说指甲与媳妇之间的关系,宋林脑袋里蹦出牛铁柱站在水泥厂里的画面,叱诧风云的牛老板带着人前来“讨说法”,小跟班们在下面打打打杀杀杀,他在上面咔咔咔剪指甲,“你们快点打,半小时后俺要和媳妇约会。”

原来从头到尾只有他一个人在担心在害怕!

黑色马自达停在高速路收费站前,宋林孤寡惯了,他不自觉抠抠自己手上的倒刺,嘶,摸起来是有点儿不舒服。

“高利贷那边我给你弄,你安心回去。”宋林把这个活儿揽在自己头上,不就是群放高利贷的么,他最擅长的就是以暴制暴:“保证办好。”

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宋林倒吸一口凉气,牛老板什么时候学会的变脸,刚刚那个沉着冷静、说什么“断胳膊断腿”的牛老板去哪里了?

老婆其实知道自己在做什么,但是老婆没有阻止他。

“注意安全”四个字出现在对话框里,上一条信息是牛铁柱发的火锅店照片,两条信息看起来毫无关系,但聪明的牛老板立马懂了老婆的意思。

“打电话,俺要给老婆打电话~”牛铁柱喜滋滋从口袋里面掏出手机,“啵”一声亲了口屏幕:“直接把我送回机场吧,我一会儿现场改签机票飞回去。”

“……总之,你的指甲没有修理好的话,是找不到老婆的。”牛铁柱哪里知道他在想什么鸡毛,他现在是站在结了婚的“过来人”身上给弟弟建议,所以说的每句话都很真诚:“咱们是在工地上混的,在泥巴地里面呆一天身上不干净,遇到喜欢的人以后一定得注意个人卫生,衣服该换的换,鞋底该刷的刷,不要犯懒。”

现在他与曹晓乐一个人在江城一个人在山城,思念更是疯了般肆意生长,占据他的大脑与心脏。

牛铁柱想老婆了。

牛铁柱嫌弃地“啧”了一声,从裤子口袋里掏出一个银色指甲剪,这是他新买的,现在牛铁柱没事就会修修指甲还有倒刺,“剪个指甲吧,俺说真的。”

宋林“嗒”一声点燃打火机,烟味迅速在车厢内扩散开来。

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他不觉得自己恶心吗?

“臭牛臭牛臭牛!!!”曹晓乐气得直跺脚,刚刚他感觉自己这辈子的眼泪都要流干了,结果竟然只是虚惊一场,牛铁柱不仅吃了火锅,还坐在车里直击第一现场?

周围的便衣警察一拥而上,交警出动封路,火锅店中的食客饭都不吃了,纷纷跑出来拍摄看热闹。

如果现在坐在自己身边的人是曹晓乐,曹晓乐肯定会亲亲自己,或者用软绵绵的小手打他,说他“传播焦虑情绪”。

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