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这些发生在洛杉矶的闹剧,莱昂纳多和瑞凡当然是不知道的。他们现在刚坐上尼克尔森·莱斯顿先生私人飞机,飞往英国爱丁堡办理收养小丹尼尔的手续。



好在艾瑞斯和瑞克早有预案,如今只需要挑些视频和照片给媒体就能先应付过去。他们当初和莱斯顿先生就商定过,如果搜救队找到瑞凡和莱昂纳多,希望能留下影像资料以备之后应付媒体用,就算用不上也可以给瑞凡和莱昂纳多留着做纪念。



这样的结果简直令人叹为观止,但没人相信这些都是莱昂纳多和瑞凡的影迷做的。他们不相信有影迷为了维护偶像的权益和名声,竟然能做到这种地步。他们也不相信影迷能有这么惊人的能量和本事。所以,归根结底只能怨这家小报作孽太多,连上帝都看不下去了,所以才遭了现世报。



着不是莱斯顿家追星的孩子,就是电影行业的同行,见见也无妨。他们厌烦媒体围追骚扰,却并不意味着他们从此就拒绝社交了。只不过,此时的他们还不知道,在莱斯顿家的庄园会有一个大惊喜等着他们。



那两个在竹筏上站着,光着膀子、腰上围了一圈草编裙子、嘴巴大张、震惊仰着头,仿佛头一次看到飞机的原始人,是谁?没错,就是大名鼎鼎的莱昂纳多和瑞凡!

原本还该再挑选两家知名度大的媒体做专访,但这个暂且不急,对外就称瑞凡和莱昂纳多遭逢大难需要治疗。这治疗不仅是生理上的,还有心理上的。这套说辞也没人会怀疑,毕竟瑞凡和莱昂纳多又是劫机又是空难,最后还流落孤岛九个多月,如此一番过来,就算上帝也要被折腾出心脏~病了。



而当他们飞在3万英尺的高空时,第一批以“荒岛求生”、“生命奇迹”等作为关键词的报道也已经新鲜出炉,并配上了人们目前最想看到的,莱昂纳多和瑞凡活着的证据,也就是两人最新拍摄的照片。艾瑞斯和瑞克绝对够狠,放给媒体的照片都是精心挑选出来的,不要帅的也不要美的,要多狼狈有多狼狈,要多可怜有多可怜。



这小报说得言之凿凿,起先还真有无聊的人听信购买,但莱昂纳多和瑞凡的影迷直接被如此不要脸的抹黑激怒了。说句夸张的,影迷们如今恨不得把莱昂纳多和瑞凡含到嘴里、捧在手心,偶像好不容易被活着救回来,是该被用心宠着、可劲儿疼的,而不是继续被某些根本没有道德底线的媒体恶心作践的。他们没办法赶到圣玛尔塔的医院安抚被媒体“围攻”的偶像,至少他们能把洛杉矶这家胡言乱语的报社给围了,也算给偶像出出气了。



想看好莱坞超级巨星衣衫褴褛的样子吗?这里有!



最有意思的是,其他明星也纷纷站出来控诉这家小报曾捏造过他们的黑料,还有几个甚至把这家小报告上了法庭。这家小报的老板不仅生意不顺心,就连家里也不安生了。他孩子走在学校被不认识的同学翻白眼嘲讽,儿子还好点,女儿却直接回家哭诉因为有这么个爸爸遭到了小姐妹排挤。老婆则更狠,收到匿名信件装着丈夫和别的女人亲热的照片,她大怒痛哭自己竟嫁了个如此卑鄙的男人,闹着要离婚。



这时,就轮到好莱坞知名心理医生安德鲁出马的时候了,他当然很乐意被亲爱的艾瑞斯临时抓差。面对“嗷嗷待哺”围过来的记者,安德鲁紧锁眉头一副忧心忡忡的样子,一个“创伤后精神紧张性障碍”的诊断甩出去,所有媒体都不得不乖乖闭嘴。否则,不用等瑞凡和莱昂纳多的亲友站出来,心疼偶像的广大影迷就能一人一口口水把那些媒体淹死。



而且,自从瑞凡和莱昂纳多生还的消息放出,也不是没有媒体挑事作死。生还消息公布的当天,便有媒体跳出来,质疑这一切都是一场公关奥斯卡小金人的阴谋,宣称找到了莱昂纳多和瑞凡做戏的证据,这九个月他们一直在某处隐居偷·情,谋算利用大众的同情公关奖项,否则怎么解释颁奖典礼一结束他们就生还,这时间点未免太巧了!



没有媒体会怀疑这群影迷的战斗力,想想当初70万人涌进洛杉矶的一幕,至今都令人咂舌,怕是就算美国正当政的总统去世,也不会有这么多人万里迢迢从全球各地赶来悼念。



三人在电话里又说了几句,便敲定了之后去英国的行程,这也就意味着他们可以打包行李离开这座医院了。只不过在此之前,他们必须给围在外面的媒体扔点可以报道的料,否则悄无声息的逃走肯定会把那些专程赶来的各家媒体气炸的。

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