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时生夏看了一眼他未完成的作品,大概猜到了他要做什么,就吩咐了人去准备。

乔朗觉得有点不对劲。

时生夏哪怕加了层厚厚的衣服,可穿起来那叫一个俊美靓丽。

“但是……”第一个人继续幽幽地说,“曾经有幸被先生指点过……”

“从刚才开始一边滚雪球,一边总是蠢蠢欲动地往我这边看,不是想打我?”时生夏淡淡笑了起来,“只不过以你这笨拙的动作,也不知道能不能成。”

他对着大雪球满意的点了点头,开始琢磨起小雪球的时候,听到边上时生夏似笑非笑的声音,“我有那么胖吗?”

其中一个人幽幽开口:“先生,这是在放水吗?”

时生夏慢条斯理地说:“你待会不是还想打雪仗?”

“我……堆的是巨球版时生夏。”乔朗强词夺理,“就该长这样。”

他们搁这想一出是一出,手里的配件都不齐全。

乔朗虽然没有特地去看过雪人要怎么做,但是从以前上网的时候瞥见的,也大致知道眼睛,鼻子,包括帽子,围巾,这些都是额外附加的东西。

乔朗嘿嘿一笑,他那边暂时进入不到下一步,就窝在时生夏边上看着他捏雪球。学长捏出来的团子很小巧,又很圆滑,一颗一颗地堆着,很快就堆成了一团。

他现在被时生夏这么抱着就已经够羞耻了,要是当着保镖们的面乱来,那就真的要晕过去了。

第一次雪球大战就这样拉开了序幕。

单身狗多年的同僚:“……”

他们默不作声地守在一边,眼睁睁的盯着那些雪球,飞过来了又飞过去。

这是他愿意笨拙的吗?这衣服穿太多了,走路就不利索,这是理所当然的!

“学长,你是要捏多少个雪人呀?”

说完之后,他也不理会学长炯炯的视线,开始忙活扑腾着。

他噔噔噔跑到时生夏身边,戳了戳人的腰,动作比起刚才来说有些笨拙。

“那些人能和小先生比吗?”木泽吐槽,“人家是情侣,这是情趣,懂不懂?”

但是同僚如此没情商的话,她还是忍不住翻了个白眼。

听到他这么说,木泽就有点嫉妒了。她也想要和首长比试一次啊……虽然肯定会被揍得鼻青脸肿抬下场。

alpha信手拍了拍乔朗的屁股,冷冷地说道:“再乱动,我就要在这亲你了。”

懂了,他们就是路边一条。

乔朗趴在时生夏的肩膀上,朝着他的胖雪球伸手:“等等,我的雪人还没堆好……”

第一次打雪仗,最终以乔朗失败告终。

右边的木泽看了他一眼,淡淡说道:“那不然呢?让先生使出十分的力气和小先生对打?”

且不说alpha和beta的体力差距,就说时生夏的体能,那也是非常的不公平吧。

他的体力比不上时生夏,中途就累得气喘吁吁,索性直接倒在了雪地里。alpha踩着雪过来拎起了他,在留意到他已经浑身冒汗之后,直接就抱着他回去了。

很高,所以雪人也不能太矮的缘故,所以一开始堆下面那个雪球的时候,乔朗很贪心,越滚越大,越滚越大,弄了半天,最后滚出了一个半人高的巨球。

这雪球的数量多的有点夸张了吧?

乔朗摸了摸自己的脖子,又仰头看了一眼边上正在慢条斯理地捏着小雪团的时生夏,大概知道学长是不可能让他把围巾摘下来的。

万丈高楼平地起,他已经打完了地基第一步,但是紧接着他就发现了一个问题。

花了一点功夫,他又堆出了一个略逊于之前稍小一点的雪球,然后费劲巴拉的搬到了大雪球上面。

乔朗立刻就停住了挣扎。

乔朗蹲下来抄起一个地上已经滚好了的雪球,蓄势待发,就朝时生夏丢过去。

“学长,我们的东西准备不够齐全。”

乔朗瞪大了眼睛:“学长怎么猜到的!”

那个时候,首长的态度还是只要比试开始,不论任何一种情况下都要全力以赴呢。

等保镖带着东西过来的时候,眼前已经成为了一片战场,两位主人你来我往,投掷得那叫一个不亦乐乎,赫然已经忘了自己来这里是为了什么,留下那两座半成品雪球孤零零地在那伫立着。

虽然这听起来是实话,可是还是很可气!

半蹲在雪地上的乔朗重新打量着刚才堆的雪球,他堆的时候力求完美圆润,所以在高度足够的情况下,它的宽度也非常的可观。

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