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原计划带土凉纪回木叶后不再住同一个房间,凉纪住带土家,带土搬回宇智波族地,引出上述剧情,但凉纪比我最初想的要主动许多,两人直接同居了,所以这些剧情就没有了,不过我估计我不提出来,大家都不知道这是要填的坑,整体来看还是比较圆满的。

带土摆摆手:“她也一样不喜欢吃鱼和海鲜。”

这天,把分好类的垃圾扔在集成场后,带土神威前往商店街去买今天午饭和晚饭的原材料。

在凉纪去火影办公室报到回来后,带土提出,凉纪不用再做家务,不管是做饭还是打扫卫生,全部由带土来就行。

“为什么?”凉纪奇怪地问,“家务一直是我来负责的啊。”

带土表面上点了点头,心里则想,一年后该用什么理由劝凉纪继续不做家务?到时候再说吧。

又过了没多久,宇智波美琴也来到商店街买菜。她在鱼店挑了一条柴鱼,准备给佐助做他喜欢的柴鱼饭团。一边帮宇智波美琴把柴鱼装进袋子里,桥平一边和她吐槽道:“带土的女朋友明明是雾隐村出身,竟然不喜欢吃鱼和海鲜。”

“不是您的问题,”带土解释道,“只是我最近忽然不想吃鱼和海鲜了。”他当然不会说是凉纪的原因,这样岂不是自曝几个月前起他就开始和凉纪一起吃饭了?虽然水门老师、玖辛奈和卡卡西已经知道此事,但还是谨慎点为好。

大抵是刻板印象,所有人都觉得雾隐村的人肯定喜欢吃鱼。

而且,她耍的这个手段,不但没有从带土口袋中借出一分钱,反倒让她整个人都赔给了带土。她实在亏大了,而带土简直大赚特赚。这时,带土直接忽略了衣服钱柜子钱杂志钱生活费旅游花销等等等等。给女朋友花钱,能算借吗?

听带土这么说,凉纪便点头同意了:“这一年家务先交给你,等连载完毕后,家务再交回给我。”

很久以前,带土被凉纪其实只是来找他借钱给气到,便让凉纪做家务以补偿。但现在回想起那一幕,带土只觉得连耍手段都这么可爱,不愧是他的凉纪。

回看前文,有四个坑没有填,一是带土为什么出任务前要拉窗帘,二是鼬究竟怎么开的万花筒,三是带土为何搬出宇智波族地,四是凉纪之前找玖辛奈要带土地址是什么情况。

原来你们还没结婚啊?!1

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超进化

自忖已经把一切都解释清楚,带土提着菜神威回了家。

上面说的四个坑还是会填,不过是在番外填。但有个坑实在找不到在填坑的位置,就直接在这里说吧。带土出任务前拉了窗帘,是因为晚上飞蛾会被灯光吸引,不停地撞阳台的玻璃门,他就拉上窗帘防止灯光漏出去,以免飞蛾撞死,有点类似于“爱惜飞蛾纱罩灯”。正因为此,凉纪可以放心呆在他家,不必担心被外人从阳台看见,所以她才留在带土家一直等他回来。得知此事后凉纪会再给带土发一张好人卡,然后他们酱酱酿酿一番。毕竟本文是谈恋爱的小甜饼,一切都起承转合谈恋爱~

?? 番外 ??

拎着一袋子蔬菜和肉,带土正准备回家,就听见旁边鱼店的桥平大叔哀怨地说:“带土,你已经好几个月没来我店里了,我家的鱼也没有不新鲜呀。”

下一篇开《鼬前辈是我的榜样》,整体风格应该是比较轻松的,有兴趣的同学可以点个收藏[亲亲]

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带土道:“以前是因为你事情不多,我希望你的生活能充实一些,才让你做家务。但现在你不仅在出任务,还要给推理杂志供稿,事情太多,家务还是我来吧。”凉纪在推理杂志上还有份连载,基本上在出任务的空闲时间,都要写稿件,连和带土打游戏的时间都减少了。

无论家务是谁做,买菜始终都是带土去买。

如果大家还有想看的梗,可以在评论区发,有呼声很高的番外主题的话,也许会再写几章,没有的话,番外更完就正式完结啦!此外,如果把隔壁当成这本的番外,那么番外足足有80w那么多[三花猫头]

接下来会更几章婚前番外,以及两章婚假番外。尽管正文已经基本没剧情线了,但接下来的番外更加没剧情,全是小情侣黏黏糊糊的日常,黏糊到简直就要闪瞎人眼,让人恨不能加入fff团,大家按需观看哦。婚假番外在我存稿里是三章,不过相信大家能找到还有一章究竟去哪里了[狗头]

sp; 在写虐之前,我喜欢用两三章轻松日常垫一下,故而对自己写日常的能力还算有信心,所以就算这次要写完全的甜文,和我阴间的风格不太相符,我还是预估应该不会写得太差。不过能写得这么阳间,我还是觉得有点惊讶。估计短时间内,我不会再写这么健康的感情线了。毕竟,健康的恋爱固然美味,但畸形的感情实在精彩!

桥平又问:“你女朋友不是雾隐村来的吗?要不要买条鱼做给她吃?”

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