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6楼：人类确实不可能

39楼十十山人：楼主，看看灵均洞主的《品盐铁论》、《盐花》、《路过草原品咸奶茶感怀》、《洞底记》。文正皇帝死后写的《蒙圣恩追封皇帝愧谢表》，三辞三让中都有谈论盐业的内容。还有久视十年朝廷的官盐论证和放开私盐贩卖的讨论会，当时皇帝和比较激进的几位大臣主张为了避免出现黄巢这样的私盐巨擘，把粗盐价格降到三文钱一两，朝廷只损失一些收入，私盐贩子则无以牟利、养病。

楼主：姐姐请笑纳红包——

1楼：哈哈哈哈哈哈

楼主：萌新请教，那个‘魅力大帅猴’是谁啊！！我爸说他玩手游的时候这个泼猴就是第一名，是哪个游戏选手世家？？还是哪位神仙？？神仙不是单独有自己的论坛和榜单吗欺负凡人有意思吗我真的要去找城隍爷烧纸了！这到底是谁啊我要和他线下决斗！！

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老纸不信：老子要和你当面pk！敢不敢约战，别找借口，来回路费全包！

老纸不信：少瞎猜这是齐天大圣，狐假虎威的事儿多了，齐天大圣上次过年公开讲话还劝所有人多学习少玩耍！再者说了，他老婆能让他天天玩游戏？獭妈的把老子的话屏蔽了几十次，有病！

林黛玉上网除了顶着‘十十山人’的号，在围棋、五子棋和象棋几个领域大杀四方，就是看看各地民生，有极端困苦收拾地方官，有极其好玩的热闹就和猴哥一起去凑热闹。

5楼：其实我觉得当初是打错字了应该是美丽大帅猴

楼主：姐姐你是不是我们学校的老师啊qaq不要抓我

孙大圣太喜欢捉弄人，看这厮一叫骂，立刻兴致勃勃的计划起来，搓搓脸，把自己变成一个带着黑眼圈，消瘦英俊的黄毛，那种专注于打游戏，不锻炼身体不注意饮食，活一天算一天的青年。

9——55楼刷屏：疯了吧？给你提交公证了。

【有偿求助】找诗！十元！先到先得！

4楼：可以从字面意义解读

88楼：史称《国内倾销事件》，金融史上有一笔，我真的笑死，卷死国内的犯罪分子是什么天才创意。这也是无欲则刚，因为陛下不缺钱，所以硬钢所有人。

8楼：金丝郎君：是你在狗叫？。jpg

在各个大学论坛来关注高校风气，剩下就是看幽默笑话和可爱小猫。人类创造的幽默笑话，已经飞速玩梗，是极其灵活的，神仙妖怪甚至都比不上。

楼主：姐姐我现在有种高三的感觉。 ‘大概知道他在说什么，他到底在说什么啊？’洞地记有好几篇，您说的是哪一个啊？

楼主：亲人们！朋友们！咱喵赛博家访了一下，他晒的环境太熟悉了，邻居。本来要转线下真实的，但思之令人发笑。

楼主：好会玩啊…我还记得久视十年大幅降低食盐定价，对私盐轻罪化之后，沿海不论男女老少都干这行，活活把私盐贩子都给卷死了嘻嘻

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老纸不信：赌十万彩头！敢不敢！谁不敢谁是怂包！说话啊！从来不开直播，不露脸谁知道你是人是鬼！赛博水鬼吧你，滚出来说清楚！

邻居傻啵身高160，靠打游戏赚钱，专业代打，一整天就在光污染，养了两只狗也不溜，狗都疯了。看到有很多仁人志士替他做了公证，有后续报道时咱喵会潜行窃听持续直播捏——

sp; 。

十十山人：写你作业去

楼主：啊啊啊他又刷新了成绩，怎么可能一千三百关，关关都是五星成绩啊气死我了，是不是游戏制作方给他开了作弊器啊，人类怎么能这么强

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【直播】挑战第一大帅猴的傻啵是我邻居！！

魅力大帅猴：5楼 本来想叫魅力无敌三界最美猴王的，她不同意，非说过犹不及实在俗气。7楼，你对人类有什么意见吗？

7楼：呵，你以为妖怪论坛就不讨论他的身份吗？放开屏障大家比一比，人类还敢自称天地之灵物？

十十山人：在自贡写的，陛下和大圣游玩时下了一趟井盐的深井底部，都很好奇。自贡县志上第一页。

【萌新】在超级音乐里断层式霸榜的第一名到底是谁啊啊啊啊啊！！

3楼：哈哈哈哈城隍：拱！拱出去！

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（楼主发言以极快的速度被截图转发）

看起来面色还是太好，又淡淡的添了一层灰色，就是面如土灰的灰。身上斑斓锦绣的圆领袍随风一变，变得朴素松垮，洗的发白，准备线下决斗去也。

楼主：哇哇哇哇太好了，谢谢山人姐姐！！我抄！我猛抄！

2楼：有没有想过他住花果山

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