第39章(2/2)

“他还不如杀人放火来得干脆!”雷震子瞬间提高声音,“你都不知道哪吒身体轻盈,脚步不时变换,手中舞动着混天绫,步步生莲,浑身还散发着莲香的画面对我的冲击有多大!”

太乙真人摇头笑道,“只是连我都没想到,哪吒一句话就上当了。人雪中花都不用再说什么,他上赶着要取乾坤弓射箭,要让雪中花看看谁才是真正的神箭手。

他好整以暇对太乙真人道,“就说说哪吒怎么吃醋的,两人又是怎么恩爱的好了。我看你早就想说了吧?”

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“后来我还以为自己要被哪吒追杀呢,好几天都不安生。”

李靖气急想打死那只老鼠,却被火尖枪制止。

但上次李靖在如来佛祖那边办事,他发现了一只偷吃香烛的老鼠。那老鼠精也是胆大,见李靖发现,竟然还不停嘴。

“让跳舞的哪吒对我笑,还不如让他给我一脚!你们不知道,我胆战心惊一整晚没睡好,入夜一闭眼就是哪吒跳舞微笑的诡异画面的苦!”

眼撞见人家夫妻之间的小情…趣。”

雷震子抓着黄天祥衣领,大声斥道:“哪吒当时还在笑,冲着我微笑。”

这么大的人了,做事还这么不稳重,为了娘子的一句话,竟去了阎王抓了那吕布的魂,吓得那人差点魂飞魄散。”

“阿雪她又怎么不明白,只是想捉弄哪吒一下罢了!”

雷震子说话间脚趾依旧忍不住扣地,浑身不舒服。

两人都是好孩子,对他十分尊敬谦逊,没事还会手拉手一起撒个娇,萌的太乙真人嘴角压都压不住。要不是有事回乾元山,他还想再住一阵子。

“你这说的也太严重了。”

姜子牙端起酒杯,细饮叹道:“好酒!有此好酒你再给我配个好故事吧!”

两人举杯痛饮,相视大笑。

他从王母宴会那次就再没接触过哪吒,哪怕在天庭议事时也离对方远远的,就算偶尔路上看见对方,他都会掩面遁走。

而另一个人就没这些好心情,相反一头雾水,后怕连连,整天整夜的睡不好,生怕哪吒跟自己再闹一出。

可以说是非常惜命了。

“是哪吒能干出来的事,哈哈哈!”

那个人就是李靖。

黄天化话刚说,雷震子就狠狠瞪了他一眼,问:“那你看见会怎么样?”

千万不能随便打扰哪吒的夫妻生活,跳舞还好,万一看见不该看的又该怎么办!

大家默契地对视一眼,随后纷纷低下头,唾弃自己黄黄的内心。

“其实是前段时间人间出了个武将,名叫吕布,他弄了个辕门射戟,好像很厉害。阿雪知道后便好奇是他射箭厉害还是哪吒射箭厉害,这话不巧让哪吒听见了,非要与那人比个高低。”

黄天祥眨了眨眼,道:“可这也没什么吧?哪吒又没做什么伤天害理的事。”

太乙真人斜了他一眼,道:“唉,这孩子们的事我这个做长辈的怎么能随便说,不过你也不是外人,告诉你也无妨。”

“呃……”黄天化想了又想,还是想象不出来哪吒为博红颜一笑献舞的样子,只能干巴巴的说,“成家后哪吒就不是一个人了,我们找他的确应该先送拜贴。”

他想到此打了个寒颤,声音有些发抖。

“那倒是,不过

太乙真人前段时间也去过云楼宫,还住了一个月。期间他看到哪吒雪中花恩爱的日子心里那个美啊!

“哪吒现在不一样了,都会疼人了。”太乙真人对前来做客的姜子牙添了杯酒,笑道。

哪吒现在也不遑多让!“太乙真人捋了捋胡须,告诉姜子牙。

姜子牙闻言爽朗道:“老夫果然没看错!他们早在周营时就心照不宣互相喜欢了,现在成婚更是恩爱互相宠对方。我记得以前哪吒受伤了,雪中花可是焦急的很啊!”

“你不知道,哪吒因为阿雪的一句话就吃醋了。他们相处这么多年,感情居然还这么好,真是恩爱啊!”

雷震子一副劫后余生的表情,告诉众人,“从那以后,我就不敢随意去云楼宫,每次去前都要先递一封拜贴,生怕单纯的我会看见什么限制级别的画面,给我幼小的心灵留下阴影。”

其他人思考一瞬立刻点头称是,雷震子更是心有余悸。

姜子牙听后一愣,道:“这还用问,当然是哪吒厉害啊!他幼时就能拉开轩辕黄帝的神物乾坤弓,这不比什么辕门射戟厉害?”

雷震子擦了擦冷汗,又拍了拍自己胸脯。

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