偶像竟是我老板[直播] 第155(2/2)

【好可爱的蛋糕呜呜呜，我还没来得及截图】

【没事儿，直播回放的时候再截呗】

蛋糕不大，四寸而已，上面画着郁思白版本的卡兔形象，正好是两人的分量。

季闻则倒是听话，只笑眯眯说：“那你也要好好再尝一尝——”

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郁思白抬眼瞥见这条，心道我才是要裂开了！

郁思白抿了下唇，拿叉子切了一小块蛋糕，往后看了一眼，才做贼似的丢进嘴里，含糊着小声说：“播不完就……罚款呗。”

【他没有腿吗！他不会自己打车吗！啊啊啊res你的直播时长真的要补不完了！！】

“反正、反正也不是第一次给他花钱了……”

【你有点刻意了】

……啊啊啊怎么还有切片！！

【卡兔裂了啊啊啊——】

季闻则也没拒绝，笑了笑放下塑料蛋糕刀：“那谢谢郁老师了。”

郁思白嚯地站起来，先在他肩膀上拎了一下，纹丝不动，索性直接推着椅背，快走两步，把人推出了书房。

季闻则一笑。骨碌碌地，主播和椅子终于被一起归还原位，显示屏也得以重见天日。

郁思白：？？？

过了一会儿，卫生间传来吹风机的声音，郁思白就起身道：“那我先关直播了？一会儿回来再接着播……来回得两个小时。晚点见。”

终于把一切的始作俑者成功清理出去，郁思白松了口气，坐回椅子上翻看弹幕。

作者有话说：先吃点垫垫肚子[饭饭]

【两个小时还是太长了】

季闻则又向前靠了些，弯着腰抬头看他：“你还没答应我……”

sp;郁思白整张脸嘭地红了，脚下用力想往回蹬，努力半天，椅子却被季闻则按在原地，纹丝不动。

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这章50个请假红包[可怜]

他一把夺过塑料刀，照着蛋糕中间就是一劈！

【？？？】

【不这么搞我们还没兴趣看呢，你这么一说，我非要搞到录屏琢磨琢磨有什么见不得人的了】

他不能再碰了！

睡觉睡觉，白天努力把剩下的直接刷刷写完！[猫爪]

……直播回放！郁思白顿时警醒。

停了一秒，他又补充：“这么多，够我回味很多次……”

很漂亮——除了侧面圆鼓鼓的奶油骨朵，被偷偷摘了一只。

半夜在外面吹了一个半小时冷风，终于还是把饭做出来了。

“你快点去洗头吧！洗完吃两口我们就该走了，不然你飞机赶不上的……快快快去！”

郁思白扫了一眼，弹幕还算正常。

【啊啊啊好毒的刀！】

【有人录屏了吗】

他瞪了季闻则一眼，含糊点头：“嗯嗯嗯……答应了！”

【要不你路上用手机开会儿户外混混时长呢？】

“今天不回放。”他立刻道，“没得看。”

郁思白一边跟弹幕扯些比赛相关，试图转移他们的注意力，一边把自己那一半蛋糕拨近盘子里，季闻则的那份重新装回蛋糕盒封好。

自上而下看别人的时候，总容易有种对方很可怜巴巴的感觉。郁思白只觉得舌尖又尝到了甜味，一张嘴就差点咬了舌头。

【你们还不懂吗，人家俩想要二人世界了呀】

【切片an应该录了吧】

他刚哄着弹幕关了直播, 吹风机的声音就歇了。郁思白起身拎着蛋糕走出去，就看见一头黑发的季闻则从浴室出来，浅色上衣的领口肩膀上还有些水渍, 想来因为时间关系，也洗的很仓促。

他吸了口气，抬头对季闻则冷静说：“你拿一半。”

索性只能寄希望于……他麦克的降噪真的很好，而他和季闻则的说话声也真的够小。

郁思白只觉得自己住了个四面漏风的破屋子，堵完这个堵那个。

郁思白头摇得像拨浪鼓：“你带回去你带回去……全给你吃了！”

“我把蛋糕切了吃？”季闻则撕开刀叉包装问。

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