630老婆们,睡觉了(2/2)

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结婚,说白了就是没事儿自己给自己找不自在,就是受罪,吃不能吃,一中午全特么喝一肚子最新222。0㎡酒了。一直到晚上,萧让一群人才有空歇下来,好好吃点东西。

华芸抬了抬眼眸,回答道:“我叫华芸,是萧让的女人。”

中午在西湖国宾饭店,来的人可真不少,整整一百桌,都是江浙圈子里有头有脸的人物。甚至远在皇城脚下的某些大佬都托人带了贺礼过来,当婚礼仪式开始,台上齐刷刷站了一排的伴娘时,所有人都被这惊艳一幕给雷的不轻。十个伴娘,个个都是极品美女,眼神好的都认出了其中几个早已名声在外的美女,金陵三大名媛的白素素,名模陈倩,还有政法界大美女云若絮,哎哟呵,这伴娘一上来,新娘子光环立马被抢走不少。许多人拿出手机拍下这有趣的一幕,以后铁定会是个不错的谈资。

苏定方的朋友是真的不多,如果他不是将军的孙子和大企业家儿子,别说一百桌,五桌估计都够呛。晚饭萧让一群人坐在一起,有云岚黄凯,金戈,还有希古那小子。当然,自然少不了新娘林倩,至于十个伴娘,似乎是约定好了似得,没一个跟着萧让。

苏定方双腿微微颤抖的下车,在抱出新娘的那一刻,苏定方的这一生也就算圆满了。

萧让只是隐隐约约记得,在他那天晚上入睡前,好像有不少人围着他,然后就感觉身上到处都开始痛,然后,然后就什么也不记得了。

所有人都被陈殊曼这句话给煽动,陈倩急性子立马藏不住,看了眼不远处的白素素,眉毛一挑,当下起身就想上前劝住萧让。

气氛有些尴尬,从伴娘那桌上把自己媳妇儿孙梦琪给领了过来,笑哈哈道:“他娘的,中午老子都没喝爽,今晚咱哥几个不醉不归!”

说到最后,苏定方捂着头趴在桌上抽泣着。桌上的人都沉默了,边上的林倩一脸担心的看着自己男人,心痛到不行。事后多少年,当萧让问起这天晚上,苏定方不承认自己哭了,打死都不承认。

被反驳的陈倩回过头看向华芸,有点儿不爽的问道:“你是谁?”

苏定方看了看空旷的餐厅,瘪了瘪嘴道:“你们看,中午一百桌,他娘的晚上就几桌,留下的才是也他娘的真朋友!”

陈殊曼,十人当中最善良淳朴的一位,看萧让这般喝法,吓的不轻,担忧道:“这,这么喝下去会出事儿的!”

隔壁桌,十位伴娘早早吃了饭,但没一个下桌离开的。

“你还是别去的好。”一旁最为淡定的华芸缓缓说道:“男人的事儿,女人最好少管,少问。”

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萧让站在台上自己都觉得这一幕很让人蛋疼,十个伴娘,才仨伴娘,也忒阴盛阳衰了点吧。

苏定方一愣,转头瞥了眼边上的林倩,切了声道:“老爷们儿喝酒,哪轮得着女人指手画脚,来,不管,喝!”

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兄弟们,有花花的都投给豆豆吧,鲜花榜上都看不见了,求花求花,求打赏咯,拜谢各位了。

说实在的,那一晚就连萧让自己喝了多少都不记得了,喝到最后直接每人脚下踩着一箱白酒。一箱白酒,那特娘的是什么概念?五十度往上的茅台醇酿,一箱不得喝死人啊!

喝的晕晕乎乎的黄凯听的是两眼放光,心里对老哥的崇拜达到了巅峰,热血澎湃,太他娘的爷们儿了!

在饭中,苏定方拿着酒杯晕了好长时间才说出了一句话,他说:“我苏定方小半辈子啥场面没见过,啥人没遇到过,但是,但是!我遇到了你们,是我的福气!真的。我是个罪人,我也是个该死的人,你们不计较,他妈的我心头憋屈,难受!”

道。

一旁早就被苏定方降服的林倩神色自若,只是轻轻白了眼自己的男人,连忙起身给众人倒酒。

一旁不知道情况的林倩以为苏定方喝多了说胡话,连忙拉了拉他的衣袖,脸色尴尬。苏定方扯开胳膊,摇头道:“从今往后,兄弟们有用得着我的地方,不管是什么事,哪怕是死,我苏定方要眨一下眼睛,就不是娘胎里生出来的!”

直到第二天中午,听金戈那木头说,自己昨晚喝完酒后还没趴下,而是转身走向了十位美丽的伴娘,还说了一句话,似乎是,老婆们,咱睡觉了.......

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没有境界修为的云岚黄凯最先趴下,直接滚桌子底下去了,别送进楼上的房间休息。萧让金戈几人接着喝,白酒当成水一样往嘴里灌,看的人心惊胆战的。

车队下了高速后直奔林倩家,小区门口的街道今儿一早就实行了交通管制,当车队抵达时,路上已经没有一辆车子,令人吃惊的是,在马路两边均站着西装革履的大汉,每个手里都拿着花瓣枪,婚车一过便是满天的玫瑰花瓣。街道周围有不少市民围观,对如此豪华的架势羡慕不已。这都是萧让提前打过招呼的,街道两边全都是青玉堂的兄弟,反正闲着也没事儿,帮个小忙还是可以的。

苏定方也不是个省油的灯,一拍桌子吼道:“就是,都不喝趴下,就是不给我面子,改明儿你们结婚,我就喝饮料!”

萧让瘪瘪嘴摇头道:“少他娘的跟这打嘴炮,结了婚今后你能不能喝酒都是个问题,别到时候成了专职奶爸。”

一石惊起千层浪,华芸一句话,打破了所有在场人心中的禁区。她们心里都很清楚,这次被请来的十位伴娘中,都和萧让关系匪浅,可谁都不愿去相信和接受这一事实,如今华芸捅破了窗户纸,所有人都不能再淡定下去。你看看我,我看看你,心里阴影部分面积恐怕很难被求出。

林倩家就在金陵市中心,虽然楼盘老了点儿,不过地段极佳,那些年倒腾出来的独栋,可比现在的要值钱的多。

喝的云里雾里萧让此时连他爸叫啥他都不清楚,更别说边上其他人怎么看他心里有什么想法了。

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