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他清清嗓子，用一种故作深沉的油腻语气念道：“在吗？今天路过一家奶茶店，看到新出的芋泥波波，突然就想到了你……”

宁笙撒娇道：“想你啊，我来你们宿舍找你好不好？”

卢月继续念：“是吧，我也觉得！”

“你不想我吗？”这句话宁笙用委屈的语气念了出来。

【我最后再说一遍，绿茶受，本人永远的仙品！】

“吴老师笑场！输！”汪跃立刻宣布，“惩罚惩罚！快！大声说十遍‘我最爱齐鸣’！”

齐鸣过了最羞耻的那一阵，已经有点破罐破摔了，举手道：“我们来，谁怕谁！”

俞子诚倒是扭捏了一下：“嗯，怎么了？”

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齐鸣停下来，深呼吸了几口，任谁都能看出他在拼命憋笑。

【呜呜呜宁宝好甜啊，谁面对这么可爱的宝宝能无动于衷呢～】

【哈哈哈芋泥波波是什么土味情话！】

关瑾年预感不妙，一脸警惕。

【‘月色真美，我好想你’，原来秦总这么含蓄啊哈哈哈！】

可惜，他再怎么做心理准备，冲击还是巨大无比。

“好！不愧是我们成熟稳重的老前辈！”汪跃鼓掌，然后目光灼灼地转向其他人，“现在压力给到各位老师了，都准备好了吗？拿出你们最肉麻的那条来！”

宁笙看了一眼还在装死的关瑾年，主动说自己先来，善解人意地让他逃避到最后一刻。

“噗——”

只见谢知新点开播放，手机里传出关瑾年当时的声音，撒娇的语气中带着点小小的委屈：“你睡了吗？我睡不着，有点想你……”

“随你。”

“齐鸣你当时脑子是被门夹了吗？还芋泥波波？哈哈哈哈不行了笑得我肚子疼……”

他整个脸瞬间爆红，恨不得找一条地缝钻进去。

俞子诚停顿了好久，就在众人以为他要失败的时候，忽然又轻又快地接上了对话。

【我靠，这惩罚太羞耻了哈哈哈！】

“我和子诚的聊天记录太正常了，我都怕你们失望～”

“就想到了你的笑容，比芋泥还甜。”

【救命啊，终极大油田，我不行了！】

关瑾年抹了把脸，从谢知新怀里出来，深吸一口气，“来吧！”

卢月：“怎么突然说这个？”

【关键女神一开始还没听出来，笑死，这就是绝望的直女吗？】

关瑾年瞪大眼睛，他想起来了，这是他某次失眠，大半夜脑子不清醒的时候发的！

他翻出聊天记录，直接零帧起手念了出来，语气特别温柔：“子诚，醒了没有呀？”

谢知新显然早有准备，立刻掏出手机，翻到一条收藏了很久的语音，异常兴奋地看着关瑾年时。

两人相视一笑，眼中情意流转，虽然有点不好意思，但都稳住了，谁也没笑场。

【一想到吴老师本来想看齐老师闹笑话，没想到自己坑自己就好笑！】

卢月努力压住嘴角：“哦～想我就直说啊，还整这么文艺！那你中午来公司接我吧。”

【哇！不愧是成熟组，浪漫！】

“……想。”

喊到后面她都笑岔气了，齐鸣在旁边气得跳脚，场面一度陷入混乱，十分搞笑。

他忍住了，对面的吴忆却笑喷了，拍着大腿差点从凳子上摔下去。

已经结束挑战的其余嘉宾看热闹不嫌事大，纷纷起哄，尤其是齐鸣，‘哟哟哟’个不停，尾音还拖得特别长。

吴忆一边笑一边认罚，扯着嗓子喊：“我最爱齐鸣！我最爱齐鸣！……”

【哈哈哈我的老天奶，你们看，小俞耳朵好红啊，这就是傲娇的威力吗！】

大家也都不厚道地笑了起来。

“好，感谢我们的欢喜冤家组！”汪跃热闹看够了，出来控场，“接下来……”

谢知新勾起嘴角，露出得逞般的笑容，“想听你念这个。”

秦晋眼底透着怀念，语气带着几丝不易察觉的温柔：“我说，今晚月色很美。”

秦晋回忆了一下当时的心情，声音低沉而认真：“明天要不要见一面？”

他抬眼偷偷看了宁笙几秒钟，又低下头，通红的耳根隐藏在黑暗里，只有高清摄像头拍到了。

“恭喜我们弟弟组完成挑战！”汪跃先贺喜，然后看向关瑾年，“关老师，到你们了，面对现实吧！”

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