第89章(2/2)

弹幕吵吵闹闹,节目组却丝毫不受影响,眼看着摄影师敲响了第八扇门,也不知道是故意还是不小心,节目组的bg突然停掉,留足了悬念感。

直播间和热搜闹得不可开交,屏幕里的宋铭川岁月静好,眉眼弯弯地和所有人打招呼。

“这第八个嘉宾到底是谁啊?官方一直不宣,藏得也太厉害了吧?”

“????!!!!!!!”

没了弹幕的遮挡,宋铭川的模样在镜头下格外鲜明,他发现宋铭川平时不看屏幕时表情是宁静悠远的, 但一旦对上镜头, 眉眼就会狡黠地一弯, 像小钩子一样钓得人心痒痒。

简简单单一个字,简简单单一个人,他就站在那里,无数人的情绪就如同海啸般翻涌而来。

好不容易操作完毕刚点进综艺的裴晏:“……”

“我服了,他们拿捏情绪有一手的,所以这第八个嘉宾到底是谁啊?”

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“宋老师,你上课我一定不逃课!!”

其他参与的嘉宾也没想到最后一个人竟然是宋铭川,目瞪口呆后赶忙回应,大多数是问候身体,虽然公司出过公告,但突然看见真人还是让所有人都被吓一跳。

“来来来,抽签抽签,机会可不等人!本期我们的offer分成四组,每组不同的职业,有厨师、老师、业务销售和调解员!主打体验不同生活,全靠各自手气!”

宋铭川竟然很会教人, 起码和隔壁组同样抽到老师的某位歌手对比起来简直天壤之别, 歌手哄孩子手忙脚乱, 还被孩子们嘘声一片,根本开展不了第一堂课,但宋铭川好像很懂得这群孩子们“叛逆”的点在哪,上来就和最叛逆的小孩打赌玩游戏, 这群叛逆小孩赌输以后只能愿赌服输, 又趁着机会给小孩子们讲故事,他声音很好听,讲起故事时娓娓道来,一个故事讲完,最开始跳得最高的小孩已经急不可耐地问:“还有呢?”

“wl们玲粉今天超经意营销自己四小花了吗?营销了。”

弹幕齐刷刷:

“早。”

“靠啊主持人你!给我切回去!!”

因为之前沟通过,所以宋铭川并不意外地看着自己手上签是“老师”,他展开签纸,和其他人一起对着镜头展示结果。

“这人谁啊?为什么挡我老公脸了,换台!”

门被缓缓打开,一身白衬衫黑西裤从容优雅的男人出现在所有人面前,舒朗英挺的眉目如星辰,嘴角带着微笑,轻轻一弯眉眼,展露在摄像头下是不加遮掩被万千怀春男女疯狂追逐上热搜的容颜。

“酱紫停bg?我以为我聋了。”

“吵架ky的都滚,我想看看第八个嘉宾是谁,梦一个我推……我推好歹也是一线,小半个月没见人物料有种人已退圈的错觉。”

“咖位肯定不小就是了,不过玲姐已经是现在国民小花,第八个嘉宾要是还不如曲玲,那就说不过去了吧?”

“卧槽我看错了吗这是谁我靠这是不是我那生死不明的白月光吗救命我现在就跪在地上看我嘞个豆白月光复活了!!!!!”

入直播间,看着节目组挨个叫嘉宾出门。

“宋老师教学生吗?一对一那种?”

“宋老师,教教我qaq”

“铛铛!这就是我们的第八位嘉宾!宋铭川宋影帝!惊喜不惊喜?意外不意外!!”主持人很坏心眼地把镜头切给了自己。

“!!!!!!!!!”

他动手把弹幕关掉了。

“我操??!!!!!!!!”

“快点开门,急死我了!!”

默认用户3277:“不可以。”

他面无表情,重重打字。

“劝各位还是不要抱太大希望,别到时候最后一个放出来又是哪个资本捧的小宝贝,上次那个sb综艺不就是吗?抬了一堆歪瓜裂枣。”

“卧槽兄弟别搞,切回去求你,让我看一眼阔别已久的白月光qaq。”

“不是,宋铭川??!!!啊???!!”

“宋老师,文盲也可以学习吗qaq”

节目组很坏心眼,前面的几位嘉宾介绍拖得长长的,弹幕则飞速讨论着第八位嘉宾身份,大有要把娱乐圈猜个遍的趋势。

裴晏:“……”

默认用户3277的不满就像他的id一样, 很快被淹没在了弹幕中。

主持人面露微笑,轻轻敲了敲门,门锁响动,弹幕也随之减少,露出清晰的屏幕:

人都到齐了,主持人笑眯眯地拿起签筒,示意大家上前。

千万流量的直播间弹幕爆炸式地喷发,无数感叹号和各种语气词齐飞,当即挡得人脸都看不清,导演组在后台紧急清空了好几次屏,也架不住直播间人数猛然暴涨好几倍,而且还在不断增加。

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