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“上网belike:我来看看傻逼荣创又给我哥接了什么角色——看完——地铁手机老人脸——悬着的心彻底死了。”

发完几分钟,评论有了个几十条。

大少爷叫崇山明,这名字用来混娱乐圈,像极了什么演了半辈子戏的老干部,谁能想到他才26岁。

电热毯把被窝捂的很烫,让人忍不住想睡一觉。

现在轮到薛简不要命了。

他叹了口气,打开粉丝群,“下午好啊,都吃了吗?”

手机叮咚响了一声,薛简把它从床缝里掏出来,看到了一条媒体推送。

在线的粉丝七嘴八舌的跳了出来,“简子放心,咱们不蒸馒头争口气,现在就被崇少爷打压的抬不起头来,到了剧组更要受他的气了。”

不过如果他没猜错的话,很快,那位大少爷男一号的粉丝就要开始下一步动作了。

“就是一个前阵子火的小品,叫少爷与我,看名字第一印象谁是少爷?不用我多说了吧。”

薛简在群里复制了自己的文案,换到微博,粘贴,转发。

粉丝们一如既往的毒舌,薛简习以为常的一人扔了一颗地雷,解开毯子,钻进了被里。

“卖屁股的”这个词一瞬间就贴到了崇山明的身上,撕都撕不下来。

“简子,你那张脸到底哪里像侍卫了?这里头所有角色只有这个最不适合你吧。”

他的粉丝是出了名的战斗力爆表,见谁撕谁,毕竟,人家有资本。

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崇山明没说什么,程左礼等到一周以后,直接起诉了所有造谣的营销号和大v,律师函里明明白白的写着,“造成程左礼先生和其弟(程明)极大的精神伤害。”差点告到他们倾家荡产。

“不是,这起码也是s 大制作,你们能不能说点简子爱听的?”

从此敢惹崇山明的人越来越少,整个娱乐圈的大门几乎都向他敞开,毕竟就算不看家世,他的水平也是有目共睹。

薛简回复了一个俏皮可爱的“收到”表情包,然后打开了那条微博。

云渡生物的当家人程度,他爹,青崖资本ceo程左礼,他哥。

意识刚陷入沉寂,手机就丁零当啷的响个没完,薛简蹙着眉心按亮了以后,找到了响个不停的原因。

“好酷的小宝贝,简子给妈妈亲一口,uauaua。”

“龙傲天刘波什么梗啊?求科普。”

崇山明18岁拍了第一部戏,拿到了最佳新人奖,20岁人生第一个主演,最佳男主角,23岁,从大荧幕转到小荧幕,试水般的拍了一部小成本电视剧,收视率直接破1。

“有谁还不知道龙傲天和刘波的梗?我真呵呵了。”

他的粉丝们,神挡杀神,佛挡杀佛,一路披荆斩棘的,把一个念头刻进了别人心里,谁敢得罪崇山明,那就是不要命了。

薛简:尸体暖暖的。

“不是,哪来的野鸡,也敢登月碰瓷我哥?我还以为他角色就叫秦傲天,结果不是叫什么秦风吗?”

“哦,好角色。”

“一个侍卫还得瑟起来了,没事吧没事吧?”

崇山明其实是姓程的,这件事从此人尽皆知。

“天堑定妆照天堑天堑开机山水一程,生死相随,看忠犬侍卫霸道护主,我秦傲天誓死守护主上。”

的一点儿热气很快被凛冽的寒风夺走,他打了个寒颤,等着混浊的气息散的差不多了,才用通红的手指重新将窗页合上。

他被骂了。

薛简还真被科普到了。

同时剧组的群里也开始了刷屏。

标准的九宫图,发的是演员们的定妆照。

“我是活在大清吗?怎么,就喜欢看没有任何特点只为了向主角献祭一切的工具人是吧?侍卫怎么了,侍卫就不能有性格,不能有人权了吗?”

“您的关注,导演程晦发布了一条新的消息。”

“你们没事吧?这种文案都是制片方的宣发写好的,薛简顶多是心大了点儿直接拿来用了,罪不至死,你们上来就问候全家,能给自己积点德吗?”

当然有嫉妒他并且造谣的,狗仔拍到他和青崖资本的ceo程左礼一起吃饭,举止亲密不说,程左礼还替他开车门,还揉他的头。

“哦 10086。”

“简子要是有你们说的那么心机,我还放心了呢,快散了吧昂,你妈喊你回家吃饭了。”

“程程导演发微博了,大家快去转发认领。”

他花了几分钟把那个小品看完了,笑的眼泪都出来了,笑完以后扔了手机,准备继续睡,结果看到他的小粉丝们,正努力的活跃在评论区里为他说话。

“哦 1。”

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