第633章 玩疯了【大章】(2/5)

&esp;&esp;差点

&esp;&esp;汪言想象了一下那个画面,终于明白笑点在哪儿了,于是,开始陪着大家一起养鹅。

&esp;&esp;汪言正纳闷着,终于缓过来一些的刘璃给出了最终解释:

&esp;&esp;傅雨诗紧张的搓搓手,按住转盘中间的按钮,好半天都不撒手。

&esp;&esp;“对啊!”

&esp;&esp;汪言转到的,正是整块转盘的国王大奖——任意指定两个玩家,做出惩罚。

&esp;&esp;从汪言开始,一人转一次,顺时针轮过去,转到什么全看运气。

&esp;&esp;站不稳有什么好笑的?

&esp;&esp;呃,面朝墙壁按上去的……

&esp;&esp;然而并没有什么卵用。

&esp;&esp;人太多,小姐妹们一阵嘀嘀咕咕,意见分歧得厉害。

&esp;&esp;刘璃贼不厚道的笑喷了,其余姑娘也忍俊不禁的捂住嘴。

&esp;&esp;“你一个帝舞的学生,一字马都劈不出来?!”

&esp;&esp;等到爽得差不多了,唰唰点出两个人。

&esp;&esp;“嘿嘿嘿……”

&esp;&esp;然后,当狗子第一次拨动转盘,大家就有点傻眼。

&esp;&esp;汪言惊了。

&esp;&esp;a 大部队七手八脚的把她架到墙边,硬生生把她掰成一字马贴到了墙上。

&esp;&esp;狗哥坏笑着,眼神从她们脸上依次扫过。

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&esp;&esp;汪言纳闷低头,刘璃喘着粗气反问:“你知不知道娜吾还有另外一个外号?是老师给起的。”

&esp;&esp;娜吾意识到来硬的不行,马上可怜兮兮软趴趴的恳求:“汪汪,狗哥,老板~~~”

&esp;&esp;要不是穿着长裙实在不方便,老娘一jio踩爆你的骄傲!

&esp;&esp;今天你居然这么刚的嘛?

&esp;&esp;噗!

&esp;&esp;娜吾最初被大家笑得想死,但是没多久,她就彻底破罐子破摔了。

&esp;&esp;“哈哈哈哈……”

&esp;&esp;大家异口同声的回应,喊出三个字:“站不稳!”

&esp;&esp;“什么破运气!”

&esp;&esp;“狗吧你就!”

&esp;&esp;当着我林平之的面嘲讽大家胸小,还指望我救你?

&esp;&esp;“靠!”

&esp;&esp;“怎么着?”

&esp;&esp;“哎哟!嗳别别别!姐姐们我错啦!”

&esp;&esp;狗哥斜眼瞄着娜吾,眼神杀气腾腾的,恨得直咬牙。

&esp;&esp;汪言假装自言自语,实则不断的用目光给她们施加压力,吓唬人的套路玩得贼溜。

;狗哥特别嚣张的一拍茶几:“玩什么?你们定,我奉陪!”

&esp;&esp;目光所到之处,每个姑娘都心怀忐忑。

&esp;&esp;“搞个最简单的、只看运气的游戏啊!和汪汪不能玩脑子,那家伙满肚子坏水,咱们加起来都玩不过他!”

&esp;&esp;“所有需要单脚支撑的舞蹈动作,娜吾从来没有稳住过平衡……最后把老师都给整服了,当着全班同学的面吐槽她:热依娜吾你小名叫站不稳吧?

&esp;&esp;“美女们,继续么?”

&esp;&esp;“那就玩这个!”

&esp;&esp;狗哥压根不以为意,悠然回道:“用手压着点呗!咋?里面没穿啊?”

&esp;&esp;“晕,什么狗命?!”

&esp;&esp;直接抽到一个“连干三杯”,小公举的脸都气红了。

&esp;&esp;狗哥看着她们相爱相杀的这一幕,笑得快抽了。

&esp;&esp;“当然!欺负完我们姐妹就想跑?等着瞧吧你!”

&esp;&esp;结果把三万笑惨了。

&esp;&esp;房间里顿时充满了欢快的笑声。

&esp;&esp;小姐姐们恍然大悟,果断掏出一块转盘。

&esp;&esp;结果到最后,还是娜吾满脸恨铁不成钢的点醒了她们。

&esp;&esp;骄傲的一挺胸,她开启群嘲模式:“就算你们能够单脚旋转一百圈又有什么用?洗澡时还不是死死盯着老娘不放,嫉妒得眼珠子通红?”

&esp;&esp;岂止啊,漏出来的还是黑心棉呢……

&esp;&esp;“你的小棉袄……漏棉花了吧?!鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅……”

&esp;&esp;三万又笑喷了,窝在汪言怀里,直拍他大腿。

&esp;&esp;“该!”

&esp;&esp;“我劈不了……”

&esp;&esp;“第一次惩罚,得找两个会玩的去打个样啊……”

&esp;&esp;等到姑娘们拍够了视频,过够了手瘾,气喘吁吁的回来时,他又恢复正襟危坐的姿态,装得跟个人似的……

&esp;&esp;“一上来就这么猛,待会儿肯定反噬!”

&esp;&esp;她们感觉林薇薇是跟自己同一阵营的,笑出来不太好,可又实在忍不住……

&esp;&esp;狗哥十分轻描淡写的一挑眉。

&esp;&esp;小公举翻个白眼,气呼呼的开始喝酒,一、二、三,嗝……

&esp;&esp;狗哥偷笑着给她倒酒,满得快要溢出杯口,那叫一个体贴。

&esp;&esp;尽管狗哥很气,但游戏还是坚决的开始了。

&esp;&esp;林薇薇咬牙切齿,一字一句的挤出三个字,然后一撩裙摆,气冲冲的走到墙边。

&esp;&esp;娜吾越发软萌,小手合十,一个劲儿冲汪言作揖:“给点面子,换个惩罚好不好?”

&esp;&esp;狗哥大感兴趣,急忙追问:“什么外号?”

&esp;&esp;十一个人围成一圈,茶几中央清空,摆上了那块转盘。

&esp;&esp;娜吾被她们笑得捂住脸,简直想死。

&esp;&esp;怎么肥事?

&esp;&esp;小姐妹们都反应过来了,笑得前仰后合。

&esp;&esp;鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅……”

&esp;&esp;噗!

&esp;&esp;小姐姐们有哀嚎的,有不忿的,有瑟瑟发抖的……总之,气势瞬间被打掉20。

&esp;&esp;“不科学啊……”

&esp;&esp;林薇薇努力压着裙子,雪白的大长腿笔直的竖在脸旁,十分不屑的撇了撇嘴。

&esp;&esp;“你!等!着!”

&esp;&esp;哇!

&esp;&esp;狗哥刚惊讶了不到一秒钟,娜吾就怂了。

&esp;&esp;满屋子里都回荡着杀猪般的叫声:“轻点轻点,挤爆了挤爆了……薇薇姐,救命啊!”

&esp;&esp;林薇薇一下子炸了:“本姑娘穿着裙子,你让我站立劈叉?!”

&esp;&esp;她们仍然敢于叫嚣,看样子还是收拾得轻。

&esp;&esp;“娜吾,平之,你俩去靠墙站好,给我劈叉三分钟!”

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