第164章 尼布罗萨挖坟小分队38(2/3)

士凉嘿嘿乐,也不睁眼,顺着是朕的大腿往上摸,把脸贴到是朕小腹上环抱住,“起不来,同同抱我去餐桌。”

; 士凉扯了嘴角,想用笑声掩饰尴尬,但嗓子却哑了,“我还不至于连厕所都去不了。”

“疼的。”士凉委屈。

“诶~呦!”扭了腰的士凉艰难地爬到床边,闭着眼用手摸索拖鞋。

“喝。”是朕将勺子递到士凉嘴边。

士凉又睡了一些,他发烧了。是朕将这归结到伤口发炎上,当即又是一阵自责。

“你还疼吗?”是朕关切。

“啊?”

想到这,士凉心头一暖。他仰起头,招呼门外守候的是朕,“我洗完啦,过来抱我回去!”

士凉有了一瞬的失神,茫然地去看是朕的侧颜,是朕面色淡漠,低声道,“我以后不可能不碰你,你不愿意也忍着,如果疼就让我抱着你。”

“恩,我觉得你也不记得了。”士凉故作平静道,实则仰天长叹,“是朕,我日你霸霸!”

“起来。”是朕把拖鞋踢到士凉手边,“吃饭了。”

4

是朕手一抖,小咸菜没夹住,“我不记得了”

士凉含住勺子,故意把眼睛睁大看是朕,以此举来卖萌,可惜是朕当时正盯着桌上的小咸菜,想着下一勺给萌萌吃哪个。卖萌失败,士凉开口,“是朕。”

“什么一次两次?”是朕突然抬头。

越想越委屈,士凉甚至想到了一件更讽刺的事情。以前他总是翘着尾巴求是朕奸奸,这下可好,一次两次都这么惨烈,都对婚后生活没有信心了。

“啊?”士凉惊觉自己嘀咕出声,“没没什么”他可没脸告诉是朕他们的第一次也是这般惨。

水流将士凉手上的泡沫冲去,士凉一遍一遍重复着洗手的动作,发呆。换作往日,睡着的是朕那是雷打不动,方才竟在他起夜的时候,迅速起身过来帮忙!要知道是朕的起床速度堪比树懒,今日之事当真是一大奇观!

“干我爽吗?”

是朕则以为,这是他和士凉的第一次,还这般惨,心里很是愧疚。他怕士凉对此留下阴影,顺着毛道,“这次是个意外,不会有第二次了。”

3

是朕没做声,默默站在原地。士凉不想是朕为此歉疚,故作镇定地抬开步子。他咬牙走向洗手间,哪料没走两步,膝盖一轻,是朕竟将他横着抱起。

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在是朕长达一天的药物辅助下,士凉的白细胞成功占领高地。尽管烧退,精神还是乏的,身体还是虚的,屁眼还是疼的,士凉又在是朕面前做了两天残疾。

唯独不快的,就是屁眼有点疼。

这么想着,是朕又翻出了治风寒的药。士凉嚼着一嘴的胶囊药片,垂危之际仍不忘调侃,“三少,我知道你买药不差钱,也懂你想让我尽快好,但你不能这样,不能整盒整盒喂给我,我会被药死的呕。”依旧是话音未落,是朕水杯一扬,士凉被灌了一嘴的水,把药咽下去了。

这段期间,是朕表现出卓越的老公力,呼来喝去,端茶倒水,就连今天的晚饭都多了几个菜样。士凉靠在床头上,看着是朕低头吹着勺子上的粥,心里不由得窃喜。真是三十年河东三十年河西,想当年他还是一个没有恢复toki记忆的傻白甜时,就是这样伺候他是家三少的。如今他是爷竟能放弃身段为他鞍前马后,当真是一件快事。

是朕伸手架住士凉的腋下把人提起,当真还就扛在肩上走了。士凉高兴坏了,欧巴欧巴地叫了好几声。这三天对于士凉来说真是梦幻,是朕对他百依百顺,他也就变本加厉起来。吃饭要喂,走路要抱,洗脸要擦,裤子都不自己穿,连四岁的剞劂都不如。

“诶!不!不疼不疼了,朕哥!朕爹!”

士凉心中哀嚎,‘这就是第二次!!!’

三日之后,士凉在床上做了个屈体前空翻转体360度稳稳落地,那是不可能的。

“哦,那再来点止痛药。”

呜呼!怎么一次两次都不记得啊!你好不容易攻略了小爷的身体,怎么连张cg都不留!还好你今天醒来发现小爷躺你旁边了啊!不然又要被你白干了啊!

&nbs

士凉迷迷糊糊地反驳,“我觉得是因为被你干得大汗淋漓,着凉呕。”话没说我,是朕面无表情地将勺子塞进士凉嘴里。他转念一想,觉得士凉此话有理——被一丝不挂地丢在地板上睡了一夜,也可能是风寒感冒!

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