9金子制假j奏折、臣子们遛鸟围观必须享用奏折、丞相大人的假j(2/2)

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好在张三并不在意,自顾自地继续禀报着:“臣通过命令此镇仅剩的人口进行乱伦,父子兄弟伯父侄子之交,终于在今年中秋佳节喜迎百口小儿!”

有了张巡抚的鼓舞,臣子们踊跃奏秉。

“众爱卿平身!”兰宁眉头微挑,压抑不住勾起的嘴角,体会了一把做皇帝的快乐,前提是他没有隔着前面的桌子,当着众爱卿的面自慰就更好了。

作汇总报告啊,他一个省长还管新生儿?兰宁点头,抬手让他说,他听不听就是另一回事了。

此话一出,迎得众人鼓掌庆贺。

一语惊醒梦中人,精虫把脑子吃掉的臣子们恍然大悟,应该以皇帝为尊,还没小王爷呢!

兰宁一脸懵逼,心想这什么乱七八糟的,见众人欢喜,代入一下应该是这个国家值得高兴的事,“不错!来人,赐赏!”

语闭,不经意间他的视线掠到陛下身上,光裸的陛下手撑在凳沿,微抬着屁股,晃动着腰,期间腰边两侧的腰窝若隐若现,臀肉吃着两根金肉棒,只有他这个距离才能听到啪啪啪的声音,臀肉变作浪花扑腾撞击两边,像往外绽开的臀花,身后未及腰的乌发随着他的动作扫荡轻拍洁白的脊背。

站在下方的臣子们却因为他的视线扫射而胆战心惊,尤其是未曾与陛下亲密接触的新官。

一个一听就鸡巴大的男人突然发话,声音贯穿了整个宫殿,喧腾的众人一下就安静了下来,等待他说话。

兰宁扭腰的动作顿住,莫名觉得体内的假鸡巴有些滚烫。

兰宁:“张巡抚,可谓何事?”

这要是生下一子半儿,他们岂不是皇亲国戚,耀武扬威了吗,什么样的男人没有?

张三朝皇帝作了一揖,便禀报:“年前陛下曾钦点臣作钦差大人调查江南江县安亚镇子嗣鲜少之事,现如今在臣的努力下已有显着效果,所以前来向陛下禀报。”

于是兰宁就看了半个钟头的活春宫,欣赏这个大臣怎么用他的屁股吃了两个侍人的鸡巴,最后因为激动过度抬了下去。

兰宁没兴趣,让他退下。

他们因男人的话争先恐后地点头附和,请求陛下选秀,他们也好送儿子进宫。

他所知的流程是这样的,至于赏什么他就不知道了。

兰宁不认识,但兰宋眼熟这人,察觉到陛下的异样神色,他附身凑在陛下的耳旁,“这是张三张巡抚。”

“回陛下,此人正是丞相大人。”

其中一人说他研究了一个美妙的房中之术,他命之御男术,说着便当众展示了起来。

因为这会他的花穴肉道汹涌痉挛着,下意识就夹紧了体内的金鸡巴,控制不住地想把鸡巴往体内捅,两个鸡巴在不同的穴肉里隔着一层相碰,不一样的快感激荡着他的脑袋一片空白,早就听不进去张三说的话。

见他看来,陛下不满地瞪了他一眼,分明是不怒则威的眉眼,暗自里却带着不该有的妩媚。

为什么一旦花穴骚起来,怎样都不能泻掉漫延上来的火气,像是中了媚药一般,仿佛无数的蚂蚁在他的体内走来走去,一定要一根棒子把它们拍死了才能灭掉!

还有这个身体是怎么回事!

赛场望远镜,特别是看肉棒的时候,细节特别明了。

大大小了一堆什么自己与爱妾的房中之事,亦或者是研究了什么姿势,总之就是一场色情讨论会,怕是再讨论下去,就得变成淫趴了。

还有一人禀报,说他做了某某个玩具,放在菊穴震动就能进入高潮。

“臣有禀报!”

兰宁的注意力也从龙椅的鸡巴上挪开,望下那人。

他看了一圈又一圈,没放过视线能及的鸡巴,什么老的嫩的刺眼的威武的,他都没放过。

这不就是跳蛋吗?

最近陛下害羞得有些过于异常了……

巡抚啊,省长这不是,兰宁暗自记下了这人,主要是这人的鸡巴太辣眼睛了,黑不溜秋要和他的耻毛混在一起了,像是从煤矿里随意捡到的、被媒染黑的短木棍似的。

都说完美的鸡巴才有吃欲,兰宁前后扭腰吃假鸡巴都不勤快了。

救命!当着真鸡巴主人面前吃他假鸡巴,尴尬他爹给尴尬开门,真是尴尬到家了!

兰宋进行早朝的必经之事:“有事启奏,无事退朝——!”

男子视线穿过众人,直勾勾盯着坐在华丽缀有珠宝的金制龙椅上的陛下,“陛下继位几载,未得一嗣,是否该广开后宫,为皇家开枝散叶?”

兰宁视线下意识就挪到这人的下体。老天爷,好大,比皇后的还大,只是越看越眼熟。

他低声问兰宋:“这人谁啊?”

来不及细想,便有大臣上前禀奏。

兰宁不认识这个人,这具身体只记得做爱相关的事,怎可能记得大臣的样貌,这么多大鸡巴男人,换他他也记不住。

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