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突然台上的灯光亮起「是豆豆子!」然後轻松就冲到台下开始打call然後回头对其他人说「不可ai吗!」其他人愣了一下「很可ai!」然後也冲到台下加入轻松的行列

「啊~不行啦~」小松握着玻璃杯趴在摊子的桌上无力的说「你这样可真像酒鬼啊小松哥哥」坐在一旁的森松无奈的说,然後吃了一口关东煮「呼呼~果然豆丁太的关东煮最bang了」「嗯嗯!非常好吃」十四松表示非常同意

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「找到了吗」「还没!」森松看着埋在垃圾堆的十四松,森松也在附近的小巷翻找。突然外面传出一阵吵闹声,随即有个黑影扑到十四松身上「呜!…啊!是猫!」森松也过去看了下「可是…牠受伤了,先去动物医院吧」「嗯!」

豆丁太一脸汗颜的看着前面正在打call的人,然後看到站在墙边的森松,豆丁太走了过去「欸,森松你怎麽不去跟着他们一起啊,浑蛋」森松看向豆丁太「我要记录下来」然後拿着手机开始拍摄,拍摄期间还发出一些痴汉的声音「嘿嘿…豆豆子…好可ai」

当晚,森松迷迷糊糊的从床上爬起去厕所时听到了一些声响,森松顺着声音方向看去但因为太黑了再加还没醒所以没有看到任何东西「…是我幻听吗…哈~」然後又回到被窝里了

吃完早餐後就看到了在穿鞋的一松与十四松「哥哥们要去哪呢」「我们要去找大k衩博士,森松要去吗!」森松想了想「不了,哥哥们路上小心」「我们出门啦!」

隔天早上,当森松起床时旁边已经没有人了。下楼时遇到了正要出门的松代「妈妈,你知道空松哥哥去哪了吗」「他去医院换绷带了哦」随即松代也自言自语的说「不知道他昨天晚上到底去做了什麽…好了,我要出门罗」「路上小心」目送松代出门後森松稍微抚平了睡翘的头发就去吃早餐了在家里等哥哥回来吧

早上,森松打了哈欠准备去洗脸时听到电话响了,森松把电话拿起来时十四松冲了过来「我想接电话!」「好啊,给你」就去厕所了,当森松回来时看到客厅乱成一团然後把话筒拿了起来「喂」「终於…听好了!我绑架了空松!要一百万赎金!地点在赤冢海岸!时间是在涨cha0之时!快来不然我就撕票!」「…好贵啊…我不是一直都有付钱吗…豆丁太」「你怎麽知道!」「要打电话之前也要先变声吧!」

森松抿了下唇然後走向空松,「空松哥哥」原本在哭泣的空松听到声音後立刻抹掉眼泪并把墨镜戴上「哼,原来是ylittlebrother啊,怎麽了」森松盯了一下然後把墨镜拿掉「喂…等!」因为行动不方便所以空松无法阻止森松的行为

森松为了寻找空松跑遍了大半个城市当然也有去休息偷懒到半夜,到家时就看见满脸血趴在地上的空松「…早知道直接在家里蹲着就行了!…算了」森松把空松搬到家里包紮伤口後塞进被窝里「…晚安」

一张票8500,森松看着剩下的钱感叹真不愧是豆豆子…收钱真不手软然後看向用了更多钱买东西的哥哥们绝对…不能把钱借给他们买豆豆子的商品…绝对会破产

「碰!」森松回神时就看到十四松自责的脸,也大概知道发生什麽了。当十四松追出去时森松也站了起来「我跟十四松哥哥去找超能喵」说完也出去了,「真是的」小松看向无措的电子松「我们就去找一松吧」

从医院出来後已经h昏了,森松看向抱着超能喵的十四松「好了,我们去找一松哥哥吧」「但一松哥哥在哪呢」「嗯…」森松打算相信直觉「去公园吧!」「嗯!」然後十四松就飞快的跑走了「欸…等等我啊!哥哥!」

此时,在黑暗里的豆丁太「…呼…差点被发现…赶快离开吧」然後绑走了空松

「呐,说点什么吧」十四松抱着猫走到一松面前「呃…不,算了」一松撇头,森松眨了一下眼感觉很疑惑但随即就明白了因为不想让人知道内心的话吧森松低下头还是不要听b较好就开始发呆了

「那哥哥我来询问你吧!」小松把超能喵抱到桌上「你的私房钱藏哪!」小松期待的看向超能喵,超能喵一脸平静的说「怎样我都不会告诉你的,混帐长男」小松震惊的看向森松,对此森松的回应只是一脸嘲讽以及嘲笑的电子松,小松:y了,拳头y了!

「好吃!再来一碗!」十四松端出碗「我也要!每次都自己付也不能吃少啊!」豆丁太愣了下然後开心的说「慢慢吃啊!笨蛋!」

当森松追着十四松到公园时事情已经结束了,森松看着五人走远的背影「呼…呼…什麽嘛…根本不需要我嘛」喘完准备回家时就听到了很熟悉的哭腔「待遇完全不同啊!」森松往後看就发现空松就站在斜後方但没发现这里

「那~」弟弟们看向小松「多谢小松哥哥招待!」「欸~!为什麽是我付!aa制!」七人放完东西後「多谢招待!豆丁太!」然後拔腿就跑

待森松把棉被收拾好再次下楼时就感觉客厅很吵闹就去看看,到达客厅坐下後就一边听着大k衩的说明一边把超能喵抱到怀里噜「…嗯嗯,原来如此。所以牠会说话而且会读人心对吧」小松兴奋的说「对啊!牠超厉害的!」椴松在一旁附和「森松要试试吗」「…不」

时间一下子到了夜晚,森松慢慢的从摊子上爬起来後看到一旁的轻松正在打哈欠「哈~睡着了…大家差不多要回去了」然後转向豆丁太「多少钱啊豆丁太」豆丁太睡着了所以没回答

海岸边「…豆丁太是不是骗人了啊…不是说在这吗…时间还没过吧」此时的空松和豆丁太已经在酒馆里计划复仇

森松把电话挂断後松代就拿着一大盘梨子来「啊…正好,妈…」「们吃梨了,别人送的喔!」森松吞了下口水是梨子…可是空松哥哥…最後森松拿了几片梨子「我出门了!」

森松看着空松微微发红还有一些泪水的眼框忍住了想t1an掉的冲动,伸手把泪水抹掉後走到空松旁边静静的说「一起回家吧…我会陪你回去的」空松微微低头「…嗯」

正经的轻松及拿着票的豆豆子「我…出道演唱会的票…一张也没卖出去!」森松愣了一下然後拿出钱包…只有一万吗…然後拿出仅有的一张钞票说「我要一张票!」

豆丁太表示:我不想理这个隐x豆豆子痴汉了

豆丁太无奈的说「喝太多了啊笨蛋,你们有钱付吗」「有」「没有」豆丁太听到没有後拍桌「谁说没有的!白痴!」他r0u了r0u额头「真是的…老是赊帐,今天也吃的不少啊,快滚回去吧浑蛋!」而且就算是森松每天都偷偷来付也付不完啊豆丁太心想

「嗯!?」豆丁太连忙看向桌上,森松桌上摆着两张千元大钞和几颗弹珠,而其他人放着零钱或者是奇奇怪怪的东西「喂!给我站住!二货白痴可恶!二货白痴可恶!二货白痴可恶!」豆丁太不甘的大喊在夜里响彻云霄

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