第三十九章道士也是有副业的(2/2)

“走了,但是我不在的时候他可能又会回来,我给你几个小道具,你留着防身用。小麦是有保家仙在的,你什么都没有,只有一条很硬的命。你的八字要是不硬,早在你出生时,你就夭折了。”潘潘从手上摘下了一串珠子又从身上不知道哪儿摸出了一把红色的小木剑,只有手掌大小。

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“我不是同性恋。”殷元解释道。

“为什么这是红的木剑?”殷元拿着轻飘飘的小木剑,这跟地摊上的几块钱一个的小玩具有啥区别?

潘潘的一声怒吼连带着殷元都全身一震,果然胖胖的人中气十足,肺活量都比普通人大一些。

殷元看了一眼身材姣好的女孩们,女孩们注意到他的目光交头接耳的不知道笑些什么。

“桃木剑本身就是辟邪的,这红色是朱砂。用朱砂抹遍桃木剑,杀伤威力极强,鬼怪不会近身。这些道具就提前当做我给你的小小见面礼。”潘潘双手合十在胸前,露出了磕cp时的姨母笑,没错他就是青稞cp粉头!

“我靠……你,”殷元看看身边的空位,又看看潘潘来回三四次,他再三确认自己什么都没有看见。昨天那男色鬼他明明是能看见半透明的黑手的!“你难道有……”

殷元心中恐惧的心再次提起,什么情况?难道有脏东西跟着自己?自己竟然一点都没有察觉到,“潘潘,那是什么东西?”

殷元心想,好家伙,他遇到的是健身房销冠吧!

“帅哥你看,这就是我们的健身区,都是透明的落地大玻璃,环境非常好,隔音也很棒。那几个是教练上课的地方,从外面看是看不见的,我们比较注重客人的隐私。这里是公共区域,可以随便使用健身工具。”

“送我的?”殷元一听免费送的,还不用付香油钱,情绪立刻高涨起来。“潘潘,你这又是当道士又是当健身房老板的,业务挺多的啊?”

正当他们要开始谈价格时,一个长着络腮胡子的男人闯了进来,他虽然身体胖但行动十分敏捷,随便一扭就是水蛇腰,只不过这蛇比较大。男人靠在门框上,双手环胸,一副胸有成竹的模样对着销售小哥说道:“jan,我的gay达响了,他在哪里?”

男人不放心还把办公室的门给关上了,他这回没有坐在殷元身边,而是换到了对面,刚才嬉皮笑脸的样子一下子收了起来,和刚才判若两人。

“你看那个帅哥,长得白白净净的要不要去加个联系方式?”

“你先出去吧,这位帅哥我认识,放心。这单我给你提成。”男人说完,销售小哥开开心心的跑了,本来还没定下来不一定有提成,现在直接把烂摊子接过去了,还有了提成,不是美滋滋吗?打工人赶紧溜了。

“叫我潘潘就好,住持应该把我的名片交给你了。”潘潘微笑着对着殷元说,随即神情严肃的对着殷元身边空着的座位说道:“至于你,我劝你收手,还不赶紧从他的身上下去?!”

“呃……”销售小哥看了一眼殷元,又面向男人说道:“老板我在接待客人,您等下再来吧?”

“你和小麦是天生一对,相信我,你们两个人是绝配,只是……”男人犹豫了一下,目光犹如x光线从上至下扫射了殷元的全身,兴奋感逐渐被不安和关心所取代,他问:“殷元,你好像身体很虚弱,是前几天的直播高能吓的?”

“你最近身子虚的罪魁祸首,一个男色鬼!老实说,你这两天有没有被这男色鬼给占便宜啊?”

要是在平时殷元心里会暗自高兴,毕竟他也是有粉丝的人了,但现在殷元默默的移动了位置,想拉开和他的距离。

“它……走了吗?”殷元指着空位,自己悄悄挪到了沙发的边角。

“长这样的都不是个直男啦~”

“哎呀,真讨厌~男人都跟我们抢男人~”

殷元跟着销售小哥走进了xx大厦的电梯,这健身房竟然真的在14楼,也许这不是居民区所以对4这个数字不明感,要是居民区这一整层楼都卖不出去的。

潘潘露出了一丝诡异的笑容,说道:“技多不压身,再说现在钱难挣被逼无奈呐!道士也是可以也副业的,先不说这个,你要办健身卡吗?”

销售小哥带领殷元在健身房内介绍了一圈,有两个年轻的女孩儿穿着专业的瑜伽服,殷元知道这个牌子,还挺贵的,叫youa,一套就一千多。

销售小哥不但不急,脸上还露出了喜悦的表情,因为他知道殷元就是目标群体,只不过在纠结价格,“那我们都可以商量的,要不进去我们健身房坐坐?”

“你是殷元吗?灵异探险主播?是活的??”男人转眼间就坐到了殷元的身边,不难看出这是一位超级狂热的粉丝!

“帅哥,请坐,跟你说下新人优惠。”殷元走进了一间干净的办公室,里面陈设简单就几个沙发和办公桌,从办公室的玻璃窗往下看可以俯瞰整个h市的市中心。

“没错,我有阴阳眼,我家里供奉的不是保家仙而是关圣帝君和玄天上帝,只有凶狠的神才会让一切的鬼敬畏。这男色鬼本来一直趴在你的背上,现在已经坐在了一边。我再说一遍,离开殷元,否则我叫你魂飞魄散!”

“你是指哪方面?”殷元本来就有这方面的困惑,这男人虽然长得古怪凶狠,但说话热情好像有点本事,能看出来他身子虚。难道……这一位,就是名片上的潘道士??

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