曹C来乱(2/2)

五日说长不长，说短也不能算短。当孔明在曹c面前排开阵法时，曹c还是吓了一大跳，只见满目尽是青衣飘然，正是刘备一贯的衣着，曹c恨恨说道：「孔明！你竟敢耍我！」孔明道：「在场的刘备任君挑选！」曹c见孔明一直往一位「刘备」那里看去，想也不想，轻功飘去，一把抓住他，只见蓦然回首，那人却是，单缝眼，鹰钩鼻，眉毛极淡，唇翘的很，曹c自己看到时只觉全身一麻，一听对方还口口声声说着：「曹公！奴家可算被你找着啦！」怒火直冲天际，张飞哈哈大笑：「没想到，没想到你这小鳖三也有今天哈哈哈哈哈！」关羽很努力憋笑，赶紧想想伤心的事情！曹c一怒之下拔剑砍了好几个刘备，张飞突然流着眼泪大吼一声：「大哥！」曹c突然意识到自己犯了傻事，连忙去翻看屍t，关羽这下子可是真的憋不住了，噗哧一声笑了出来，张飞再一次疯狂的大笑：「我只是笑到哭了想要叫大哥一起看而已！」曹c怒吼：「你们几个，我誓与你们不共戴天！」关羽奇道：「可是大哥和我们戴的是同一个天啊！你这渣男这麽快就要抛弃大哥了？」这下子连荀彧都笑了，指着曹c笑骂：「你这笨蛋，这麽容易就中套，真是太傻了！」曹c黑着一张脸，不知道的以为张飞附身了，飞身回去，骑着马就走，现在的他可再也不想见到那三人！此时众人一齐跪了下来，谢道：「多谢先生救命之恩！」此时忽闻一声嚎哭，刘备在两名守城士兵开门後哭着跑了出来，道：「说好的捉迷藏，你们骗我！」手里的糖葫芦岌岌可危，孔明连忙过去帮打着哭嗝的刘备顺气，宠溺的眼神，毫不隐藏。张飞的内心疯狂大喊：「太好嗑啦！」随後这座城池在大大小小的战斗之中藉由孔明绝顶的计谋，以少胜多，曹c等人久攻不下，又闻许昌有变，匆匆忙忙撤兵了。这座城池在孔明的治理之下井井有条，才一个月便让一切回归运行，百姓欣欣向荣，颇有太平盛世之风貌，而刘备当然还是吃吃喝喝玩乐，一切皆交由四弟打理！

《三日後》孔明正在悠悠哉哉浇花，忽有敲门声，孔明停下手边工作，擦了擦手，只见门外一小吏持着信笺道：「城主有请几位今日下午采月楼不见不散。」孔明拿了回去跟大家说，每个人都好生期待，尤其是张飞，一听有白p的饭，高兴的手舞足蹈。

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作者有话说：最近江湖不太平，更新可能不固定！

回到家後，关羽熬药，孔明帮刘备把脉，刘备紧紧抓着孔明的袖子道：「四弟……我好难受……」不一会儿，关羽端着药进来，道：「四弟，大哥他还好吧？」孔明：「我以乾炀诀助他梳理经脉，已无大碍。」关羽微微颔首。孔明把药舀到刘备唇边，刘备：「嗯…苦！不喝！」孔明叹了口气道：「你要是不肯喝，那咱们以後就不买甜食了，你要是肯喝，那就能吃一颗糖果！」刘备只好乖乖喝完，孔明把一颗糖放嘴里，另一颗准备给刘备吃，不料这汤药里面酒jg含量过高，刘备不胜酒力，醉的一塌糊涂，见到孔明嘴里有糖，直接上嘴抢了过来，孔明微微一愣，只见刘备嘿嘿的笑：「真甜！」孔明好一阵子缓过来後，轻笑着拍了拍刘备的头，道：「看在你酒醉的份上饶了你吧！」刘备醉的有些糊涂，迷迷糊糊道：「四弟，你醉了啊？」孔明不禁失笑，道：「大哥睡下吧！」刘备糊里糊涂道：「嗯～四弟夜安！」灯火熄灭，一颗糖饴，丝丝牵挂。

作者有话说:段考要到了~先这样吧!!

一阵阵sheny1n声从曹c营帐中传出……[r18]有需求再说曹c披上了外衣，郭嘉仍旧只穿着一件中衣，营帐内暧昧的温度尚未散去。曹c柔声问道：「ai卿，你以为这座城池如何破？」郭嘉：「主公向来攻城都是有想要的东西……不然又岂会在一座可有可无的小城驻足这麽久？」曹c朗声笑道：「跟聪明人讲话就是省力，不错，城中正是有我要的人。」郭嘉心中一酸，想：果然还是为了别人啊！曹c没看出郭嘉的心思，只看他坐在那儿有些失神，问：「ai卿在想甚麽呢？」随手倒了一杯茶递给郭嘉，郭嘉喝完起身要放回去，可是腰部一酸，跌坐回来，曹c一手揽着，指腹轻轻在郭嘉的腰部摩挲，好一会儿，曹c才起身拉开帐幕，轻声道：「ai卿好生休息吧！」随後独自在外吹风。

《下午》刘备等人到了采月楼，只见一位风度翩翩的中年男子朝他们挥了挥手，刘备等人一靠近，只闻对方道：「几位小友里面请！」张飞左看右看，一副没见过世面的模样，刘备一行人在城主的带领下上了三楼的包厢，随着菜品上齐，城主笑着说：「诸位，差点忘了我还没自我介绍呢！」张飞小声bb：「你还知道啊！」那中年男子一袭白衣，振了振袖子，行了一个礼道：「在下上官若雨，这南夕城的城主，此番前来是为了问几位是否能助我一臂之力，孔明好奇道：「如何助？」城主笑着说：「两位秀气的看起来便是运筹帷幄之人，那两位…粗犷的大汉一看就是武力过人，能以一挡百！」孔明笑着道：「不错。」城主叹了一口气：「唉！我这座城池其实能守得住就不错了，一向也没有逐鹿中原的慾望，不知在下是否有幸能获得诸位的帮助？」刘备突然道：「我能开个条件吗？」城主连忙道：「先生但说无妨！」刘备：「我要城西一亩地耕种！」城主哈哈大笑同意了刘备的要求，刘备也哈哈大笑，孔明却是笑不出来，毕竟对付军队规模如此庞大的曹军不是件易事，於是跟城主道：「要我们帮你也不是不行，只是条件到时候再开！」城主大喜，连忙道谢，张飞小声bb道：「什麽天下第一连锁酒楼，口味也不过如此尔尔！」

，闷哼了一声吐了一口血，刘备被孔明扶住，刘备虚弱的说：「四弟……我们回家吧……曹c不知为何这句话听着尤为刺耳，但是仍旧道：「让他们走！」

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