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“别嗦!要你去叫你便是了,还嘀嘀咕咕迟疑什么?”经朱武才大斥,小祥才一溜烟地进入内堂。不一会,吴肥即出现在大门之处。他一出来,欧仕训立即跪倒在地道:“岳父大人,请受小婿一拜!”吴肥远搞不清东西南北,忙问:“这位公子,您此话差矣!我是有一女没错,只是——”“岳父大人,小婿倾慕小女,望岳父大人成全!”无巧不成书,吴肥是有一女,名唤“藕娘”他仔细地瞧着对方身上穿著,肯定来人定是非富即贵,还当是妻子未向他禀明女儿已有中意之人。二来,藕娘像他,体型壮硕高大,还一直担心没有人肯要;现在既有人上门提亲,他自然是爽快答应了。“好!就你一句岳父,成啦!你择个日上门迎亲。”欧仕训以为岳父亦急著将闺女送出阁,连下聘等等小细节也省了;要他直接娶人,他还乐得开开心心。礼盒一放,便匆扩找人排良日。次日,他又派朱文才上门,小祥一见他来,便记得前去通知师爷吴肥。朱文才下了合婚帖,要吴肥填上藕娘生辰;这么一配,竟还是绝配!择期不如撞期,也不等良日,便约在吴肥家中迎藕娘入门。一切顺顺利利的,等送入洞房后,欧仕训猴急著;才一进房,不忙著喝交杯酒,也不忙著尝八果,便急著上床。藕娘一句:“先熄了灯火,我会害羞呢!”声音虽然有差别,可是欧仕训一思及美人模样,心花纷纷飞,也不记得霍无痕是高瘦,而藕娘可是高壮;灯一熄也就蛮上了,待发觉不对时——“我娘呀!你怎么短时间内增加了那么多肉呀?”藕娘一听郎君唤她“我娘”赶忙纠正:“相公,我是‘藕娘’,非‘我娘’呀!”欧仕训脑袋撞了一下。不对呀!不但声音不像,连名字亦不同,这欧仕训也顾不得未著寸缕,爬起身来,摸黑到了桌边,将烛火一点著,哎呀呀!我的娘哟!怎么“我娘”成了“肥娘”了?藕娘一见相公赤裸裸的,羞得一张大脸红涨那肥滋滋的脸,顿时有如涨红猪肝似的。欧仕训吓得随手一捉,拿了藕娘的亵衣便落荒而逃朱武才、朱文才两人,正在酒楼饮酒作乐,朱文才表示:“这会小王爷正抱著美人享受软香送怀的好滋味呢!”“是啊!你我

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、硬中带柔,朱武才这才赶忙回禀欧仕训这个好消息。见他一走远,小青立即问:“小姐,您这——”“放心!这种y夫,不给他点苦头尝尝不可!”霍无痕决定痛惩这色魔y贼,教他今后即使见色也施展不开来。朱武才面有喜色地向欧仕训跑去。太顺利了!碰十个也还没这一个美如天仙、又这么好商量的大美人。“小王爷,上了、上了!那大美人要你过去提亲呢!”霍无痕不过说个“提”字,到了朱武才口中,却成了“提亲”二字。欧仕训早知道,依他这副长相,女人见了不爱都难。他大摇大摆,摆出平生最得意的动作——一副玉树临风、翩翩美男子的姿态走向她。小青及小玉二人,开始从头到脚将她批评得一无是处,甚至说他那丑样唯有“蟾蜍”可相比”欧仕训一走向她,还摆了个自认为无人能敌之俊样道:“这位姑娘,你姓啥?叫啥呀?”霍无痕回道:“我不以真姓、真名对,不过你倒可以称呼我——我娘。”她打算先占他口头上便宜。欧仕训只是怀疑,怎么有人唤做“我娘”的?仍不知自己在口头上已吃了亏,还亲亲匿匿的“我娘、我娘”一直喊。喊得小青及小玉心中嗤笑他无知,而朱武才及朱文才两人只觉得怪怪的,倒也不解其中之奥妙,傻呼呼地在一旁陪笑着。侍从一见这三人肯定是登徒子之流,故已先行回府搬救兵,并交代小青、小玉两人好好照应夫人。欧仕训当着街就对霍无痕示爱:“我娘,我见你对我有意,而我对你也是不用说的爱到了心坎里。要不,明儿个我差人到府上提亲,你说好不好?”小青及小玉不知道这人脸皮为何如此之厚?来到姑苏城,也不先打听打听,她霍无痕是何等身份?以及贴上何人专有之字号?霍无痕见他上钩了,便对欧仕训说了:“明儿个,你来知府府衙向邵馨玉邵大人提亲吧!”欧仕训还当他是权贵人家攀上府衙闺女——绝配!这一回,老王爷绝不会再嫌骂他,老交往一些勾栏中人或是贫户女子了。其实他这哪叫“交往”他这是霸王硬上弓,哪个让他看上的女人脱得出他的手掌心?次日一早,府衙门外来了他们这三名“尊贵”的痞子。欧仕训是懂礼的大痞子,而另两人则是仗势欺人的小瘪三、烂痞子!欧仕训身著白袍,倒是有了那么点人样;至于他身后的那两人,三分不像人,七分倒像喽,不成人样。朱武才大嚷:“开门!威镇四宇堂堂江陵王府逸颖王爷之子——小王爷欧仕训来也!”他那副滑稽模样,笑炸了小祥这门僮,他由内出来探问:“你说你是谁呀?”朱武才不厌其烦地又重复了一遍:“我乃堂堂江陵王府欧逸颖王爷之子——小王爷欧仕训之侍从。”小祥这回可听仔细了:“请问你来到府衙做什么?”朱武才趾高气扬地表示:“我陪我家小王爷前来提亲。”“提亲?提谁亲呀?”小祥不知邵府内还有谁需要提亲的?知府大人的妹妹们各个名花有主,还有哪个是空出来闲著让人家前来提亲的?朱武才一副——你这个笨门奴!不懂还不滚远点?“你们这里谁主事呀?”小祥搔搔脑袋道:“邵大人主事。”朱武才一听是邵大人,怒道:“还不叫邵大人?也就是我家小王爷的岳父大人出来迎接!”朱武才搞混了,这邵馨玉不过是二、三十岁的青年才俊,而他一听到邵家是邵大人主事,便当他是老一辈之人。小祥一听,不对呀!我家大人年纪轻轻的,又远没女娃出世,怎么他会称大人“岳父”呢?“这位大爷,您搞错了!我家大人他——”

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