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男主角何许人也?

“呵,你们这群人也就得意这一集!下一集!最迟下下集!我哥就让你知道花儿为什么这样红!”

臣弹劾礼部某大人失职!臣查看档案记录,某年某月某日,当天天象出现某吉相,按礼制,此时应该写文庆祝,他没写!(众大臣:你有病吧?你还管人家这文章写没写?)

但是放在一部电视剧里,这种性格就非常爽了——

你不用担心在男主的身上出现很憋屈的事情或者莫名其妙的圣父,人家男主角,不论受多小的委屈,都保证三集之内一定报仇雪恨!主打一个你打我一巴掌我不把你牙打掉我就对不起我位面之子的称号!

然后第二天果不其然,人家强占田产的上司只不过是被罚俸半年,下了朝之后,这位上司不仅过来挑衅,还向男主表达了一番当年《大宋提刑官》里刁某人对宋慈发表的“王法王法就是皇家的法”的封建主义言论。

人家是苟董钦点的锱铢必较、睚眦必报,翻译一下,那就是抠门和小心眼。

那个位面的女主角在弹幕所有人“女王殿下教我——”的尖叫中双手撑着全套的马列毛邓,气定神闲地等在那里。

于是男主就变成了朝堂上的一朵奇葩,所有人都恨他,但所有人都干

“哥哥勇敢飞!干掉他们!我们为你打call——”

臣弹劾工部某大人僭越!一个六品小官,居然敢在自家孩子满月酒的时候叫超过二十名舞姬在宴会上给大家跳舞!(朝上官员更恨了,这玩意儿狗都不管,你管个屁!我老娘下个月八十大寿按照你这说法,我是请人还是不请?但男主无所谓,因为他没爹娘没妻子没孩子,而且这个僭越的当时还收了他这么大一个红包!)

”她指了指自己的政治课本。

你把自己整得所有人都不喜欢了,你可不就是一个纯臣,一个孤臣了吗?

反正你弹劾来弹劾去,又弹劾不到我头上!

哪一个皇帝不喜欢这种大臣呢?

尤其是在他的几个儿子日渐长成,开始参与朝政的时候。

更过分的是当他回到翰林院办公的时候,发现所有同僚,不论是在翰林院还是不在翰林院的,都不认为他的上司害死了农户一家性命是什么大事,甚至觉得他揭开了官员们敛财的遮羞布,不愿与之为伍。

整整半年时间,男主把自己打造成了一个猫嫌狗憎的同僚,深受其他朝堂官员的厌恶和畏惧。

每天晚上写弹劾奏章,每天上朝就对着上一集突突自己的那群人疯狂突突——

这个位面,男主角看着镜子非常明显的失神了一秒半的时间,然后眼神躲闪,表示自己还是要试试——

晚上聚餐也不带他!

每次弹劾的事情吧,你说不应该弹劾吧?

但你说应该弹劾吧?

把最脏最累的活交给他!

所以当男主在朝堂之上遭遇这些欺压的时候,所有观众,连同另一个世界的女主,有一个算一个,没有一个人对男主表示同情,说什么“呜呜呜,哥哥好惨,这么多人都欺负你呜呜呜”,全场弹幕连同当天这一集的围脖评论,那都是——

男主角当然撸起袖子准备报仇。

人家都是按照礼制按照规矩弹劾的,那确实那几个人有错。

臣弹劾吏部某大人索贿!当朝官员想要在年底考评及格就一定要给他送一千两白银!否则就会被划入不及格那一等!(朝上那些官员都恨死他了,因为他们钱已经交了!你现在举报,不仅这次考评还得重新想办法,这笔钱也拿不回来!但男主无所谓,因为他没交钱。)

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大臣们不喜欢他,但已经有些年纪的皇帝却喜欢——

“你的时代,关于朝堂之上的那个人究竟是怎么坐上皇位的,大概是非常避讳的一件事,但是在我这里,屠龙之术那是我们这个时代每个孩子从小就学的东西……怎么样?要不要求我教你啊?”

男主角开启了etc模式。

这种又抠门又小心眼的男人,你放在现实生活中,那肯定是不想他成为你的男朋友,甚至朋友都不行!

这么点芝麻绿豆大小的事情,有这个必要吗?

还框他在同僚满月酒的时候送超大的红包!

他在被女主戳破了梦想,明白了“佛系救不了世人”之后,整个人对仕途就没想法了,不想着要和同僚保持良好关系,也不想着要在现任皇帝和宰相面前露脸好好表现。男主角用实际行动告诉所有人,当你光着脚的时候,你是真的不怕穿鞋的!

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